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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 06:13 PM
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She's out cutting the grass.
On her little red Honda mower.
In December.
It's 75 degrees and almost dark.
Global warming?
Humbug.
:eyes:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 06:24 PM
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1. It's better in the summer time when they get all sweaty and don't notice your binoculars...
Um, uh, just kidding. Heh-heh. Just a good natured joke, that's all.

Seriously.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 06:48 PM
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2. Oh god. This is TOO funny.
Miz t. is getting ready to put the mower in the shed.
Cameron from next door come running up.
(She's 5. Her little sister, Corinne, is 3.)
"PLEEZ-PLEEZ-PLEEZ can I have a ride?"
"Sure, get in my lap."
They drove back to the shed.
Cameron hopped off and ran home.

Miz t. was closing the shed door when she heard a WAIL from next door.
Just SCREAMING and CRYING!
She walked next door. Mommy was in the front yard and Corrine was HOWLING.
Tantrum City.

"What's wrong?"
"Have you put the mower up yet? Corrine saw Cameron get a ride and now she wants one. Do you think I could trade her in for a new kid?"
"I think it would be easier for me to just give her a ride."
They both laughed.

Miz t. got the mower back out and gave Corinne a ride all the way to the end of the driveway and back.
The woman is a saint.
Seriously.
:loveya:

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Ariana Celeste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 06:49 PM
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3. that's so sweet
:rofl:

kids :loveya:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 07:26 PM
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7. Yeah. They are our 'foster' grandkids.
Those two little girls are hilarious.
A constant source of amusement.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 07:02 PM
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4. Kick just for this reply. From me. But it's soooo funny.
:rofl:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 07:58 PM
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10. And one more before sign-off because this is really funny.
Yes it is.
:-)
'Night y'all.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 07:04 PM
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5. Honda
She might drive that Honda mower to the bar afterwards..................:rofl: :hi:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 07:36 PM
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8. A gin and tonic was the first thing she asked for when she came in.
Done!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 07:04 PM
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6. Yeah, it was 81 here yesterday. Now it's 45.
Edited on Mon Dec-10-07 07:04 PM by GOPisEvil
Duck and cover. It's headed your way, I think.

Edit - can't type. Fingers cold.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-10-07 07:37 PM
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9. Yeah, coolin' down Saturday.
60s/40s
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