So I just had a fight with my cat, and she beat the crap out of me...

[Solon]

All I have to say is, OUCH!

Here's the devil in the flesh:

[CreekDog]

1. Gotta wear gloves

They hate that!

[Solon]

9. Yeah, thick leather gloves...

none of that flimsy crap that they sell at Wal-Mart.

[Arugula Latte]

2. Calicos are always feisty!

She is so cute, though, she can get away with it ... :loveya:

[Solon]

4. And she acts so innocent afterwards...

Its infuriating, but I can't stay mad, she is cute.

[ThomCat]

3. What abusive thing were you trying to do that that poor, beautiful

and very distinctive looking kitty? :(

:P

[Solon]

7. I disturbed her nap, apparently that's enough to get her riled up....

all I wanted to do was pet her.

[ThomCat]

8. She must have been having one hell of a dream!

I hope you're okay. :)

[Solon]

10. I'm only feeling a little dizzy from the blood loss, but the tourniquet took care of that...

I didn't need my right hand anyways, I'm left handed! :)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Punk cat.

:hug::hug::hug:

[Solon]

12. Aww, truly I'm not that badly hurt...

No more so than usual, this time I don't think I'll even get any new scars. I have a bunch of those already.

Thanks for the hugs.

[SeattleGirl]

6. In a cat fight, the cat always wins.

And I have the scars to prove it.

[Solon]

14. Its no fair I tell you, cats have claws and teeth, and what do we humans have?

Stubby fingernails and teeth too small for biting them back.

[Richard Steele]

17. Can openers.

:evilgrin:

[astral]

11. I sure wouldn't mess with a cat like that!

She means business.

Looks like she's sayin,

Come on! Move just one little muscle! I DARE YOU!!!

She's a beaut!

[SPKrazy]

13. I had a cat like that

I cast those demons out

they left

:shrug:

[badgerpup]

15. You might want to keep hydrogen peroxide on hand if this happens a lot...

My guys don't beat me up, but accidental scratches and claw-catches welt up something fierce and then they itch like a mofo.
Textbook example of Immune System At Work, but it's still annoying.
BUT! :think:
If I put peroxide on the scratches immediately, the reaction is nowhere near as pronounced.
They seem to heal up more quickly too.

[Solon]

16. I just cauterize the wounds with a butane lighter and a butterknife...

I'm a masochist or something. ;)

[badgerpup]

18. Damn. You really ARE hardcore, aren't ya... n/t