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Solon
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Mon Dec-10-07 11:58 PM Original message |
So I just had a fight with my cat, and she beat the crap out of me... |
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CreekDog
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Mon Dec-10-07 11:59 PM Response to Original message |
1. Gotta wear gloves |
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Solon
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Tue Dec-11-07 12:08 AM Response to Reply #1 |
9. Yeah, thick leather gloves... |
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Arugula Latte
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Mon Dec-10-07 11:59 PM Response to Original message |
2. Calicos are always feisty! |
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Solon
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Tue Dec-11-07 12:02 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. And she acts so innocent afterwards... |
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ThomCat
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Tue Dec-11-07 12:01 AM Response to Original message |
3. What abusive thing were you trying to do that that poor, beautiful |
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Solon
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Tue Dec-11-07 12:04 AM Response to Reply #3 |
7. I disturbed her nap, apparently that's enough to get her riled up.... |
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ThomCat
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Tue Dec-11-07 12:06 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. She must have been having one hell of a dream! |
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Solon
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Tue Dec-11-07 12:09 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. I'm only feeling a little dizzy from the blood loss, but the tourniquet took care of that... |
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GoddessOfGuinness
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Tue Dec-11-07 12:02 AM Response to Original message |
5. Punk cat. |
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Solon
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Tue Dec-11-07 12:21 AM Response to Reply #5 |
12. Aww, truly I'm not that badly hurt... |
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SeattleGirl
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Tue Dec-11-07 12:03 AM Response to Original message |
6. In a cat fight, the cat always wins. |
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Solon
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Tue Dec-11-07 12:23 AM Response to Reply #6 |
14. Its no fair I tell you, cats have claws and teeth, and what do we humans have? |
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Richard Steele
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Tue Dec-11-07 01:09 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Can openers. |
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astral
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Tue Dec-11-07 12:16 AM Response to Original message |
11. I sure wouldn't mess with a cat like that! |
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SPKrazy
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Tue Dec-11-07 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
13. I had a cat like that |
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badgerpup
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Tue Dec-11-07 01:00 AM Response to Original message |
15. You might want to keep hydrogen peroxide on hand if this happens a lot... |
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Solon
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Tue Dec-11-07 01:07 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. I just cauterize the wounds with a butane lighter and a butterknife... |
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badgerpup
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Tue Dec-11-07 01:54 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Damn. You really ARE hardcore, aren't ya... n/t |
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