Would you piss on George W. Bush if he were on fire?
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:57 AM
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Poll question: Would you piss on George W. Bush if he were on fire? |
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:59 AM
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I'd throw water water on him.
That would serve two purposes. First, it would put out the fire; second, it would melt the bastard.
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:22 AM
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:01 AM
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2. Yes, only because I don't want to be criminally charged |
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Besides, the idea of pissing on W seems mighty attractive. :evilgrin:
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:03 AM
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3. Only if I could pee gasoline. |
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:05 AM
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4. Yes I would he is a human being & is holding the Office of the Presidency |
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:18 AM
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5. After I drank a sixer of Coors |
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:25 AM
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7. Either my ideals mean something or I am no better than the pig |
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He would let someone burn. I would not. I believe that everyone can change and that everyone has a right to life. By not taking action to save him I become him.
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:29 AM
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I am often flatulent when I pee...this could prove to be disastrous to the president and I!
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:31 AM
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9. Yes, but only the parts of him that weren't actually burning. |
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:31 AM
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1, It's a waste of pee. 2, He'd experience "freedom" the way so many Afghani's and Iraqi's have. Ah, the glorious warm feeling of Freedom!
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:32 AM
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11. First I'd ask the Burnin' Bush to tell us the truth! |
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Edited on Thu Feb-05-04 09:43 AM by Hubert Flottz
Then I'd call someone who cared! Like Jerry and Pat!
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:39 AM
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I'm a girl. I'd have to get awfully close to the fire for that to work.
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:42 AM
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:54 AM
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Thu Feb-05-04 10:26 AM
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I would bow but I think I might be too pregnant for that. I can curtsy, though.
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:41 AM
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13. Do I have to wait until he's on fire? n/t |
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:44 AM
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15. As a female, I lack sufficient focus.... |
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However, if I had a drink in my hand, I'd throw it in his general direction.
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:54 AM
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I'd hunt him up a BIG letric fan! I'd try to soothe him and tell him stuff like, Damn that's gotta' hurt!
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:53 AM
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16. If I had cystis and a heavy period I might. |
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Thu Feb-05-04 10:09 AM
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I hate it when I have a scorched peepee.
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Thu Feb-05-04 10:28 AM
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21. Not if he was wrapped in the flag.....(n/t) |
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Thu Feb-05-04 10:37 AM
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pass up a chance to piss on Bush*. But I'd let him burn for a while first.
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Thu Feb-05-04 10:40 AM
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23. well...not enough to put him out- |
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Thu Feb-05-04 10:58 AM
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24. Yes. If I had started when he wasn't on fire anyway. |
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Thu Feb-05-04 11:02 AM
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25. Why does he have to be on fire? |
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I'd piss on him soaking wet.
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Thu Feb-05-04 11:10 AM
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26. NO, THE SECRET SERVICE WOULD PISS ON HIM |
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Thu Feb-05-04 11:19 AM
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27. I'm a female, I don't think I could do so safely. |
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My mind is boggling trying to figure out how I could.
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Thu Feb-05-04 02:57 PM
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28. I would piss in his general direction... |
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Sorry to sound like Monty Python :)
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Thu Feb-05-04 03:01 PM
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29. He wouldn't have to be on fire. |
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Thu Feb-05-04 03:01 PM
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only to prevent the fire from spreading to something or someone valueable...
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Thu Feb-05-04 04:12 PM
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31. I would piss on my worst enemy if he were on fire |
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He may yet see the light.
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Thu Feb-05-04 04:14 PM
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32. Yes, but not enough to put out all the flames! |
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Thu Feb-05-04 04:25 PM
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even if he wasn't on fire. :)
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LynneSin
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Thu Feb-05-04 04:27 PM
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34. Yes, but only so others won't get burned in the process |
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I mean, he could be standing beside some really nice folks or other things that could catch on fire
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Thu Feb-05-04 04:28 PM
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35. Yes, but only post-mortem to prevent the fire from spreading. |
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Otherwise it would just be a waste of good piss.
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Thu Feb-05-04 04:38 PM
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36. When he's on fire down here in Hell, I'll let you know. |
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I don't usually piss on the damned though, unless it's part of the torment.
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Thu Feb-05-04 04:40 PM
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37. If his head were on fire, I'd piss on his feet |
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