Would you piss on George W. Bush if he were on fire?

[truthspeaker]

Poll question: Would you piss on George W. Bush if he were on fire?

[Jack Rabbit]

1. Of course not

I'd throw water water on him.

That would serve two purposes. First, it would put out the fire; second, it would melt the bastard.

[TXlib]

6. Good reply.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Yes, only because I don't want to be criminally charged

Besides, the idea of pissing on W seems mighty attractive. :evilgrin:

[NoPasaran]

3. Only if I could pee gasoline.

[underpants]

4. Yes I would he is a human being & is holding the Office of the Presidency

n/t

[commander bunnypants]

5. After I drank a sixer of Coors

It is nasty brew


DDQM

[Az]

7. Either my ideals mean something or I am no better than the pig

He would let someone burn. I would not. I believe that everyone can change and that everyone has a right to life. By not taking action to save him I become him.

[rasputin1952]

8. Much to my chagrin...

I am often flatulent when I pee...this could prove to be disastrous to the president and I!

:evilgrin:

[11 Bravo]

9. Yes, but only the parts of him that weren't actually burning.

n/t

[gulfcoastliberal]

10. Naw.

1, It's a waste of pee. 2, He'd experience "freedom" the way so many Afghani's and Iraqi's have. Ah, the glorious warm feeling of Freedom!

[Hubert Flottz]

11. First I'd ask the Burnin' Bush to tell us the truth!

Then I'd call someone who cared! Like Jerry and Pat!

[NicoleM]

12. No.

I'm a girl. I'd have to get awfully close to the fire for that to work.

[commander bunnypants]

14. HAH

Funny visual

DDQM

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

17. Best. Answer. EVAH!

:yourock:

[NicoleM]

20. Thanks.

I would bow but I think I might be too pregnant for that. I can curtsy, though.

[krkaufman]

13. Do I have to wait until he's on fire? n/t

[Bridget Burke]

15. As a female, I lack sufficient focus....

However, if I had a drink in my hand, I'd throw it in his general direction.

[Hubert Flottz]

18. 180 proof ouch!

I'd hunt him up a BIG letric fan! I'd try to soothe him and tell him stuff like, Damn that's gotta' hurt!

[Jen72]

16. If I had cystis and a heavy period I might.

n/t.

[lpbk2713]

19. No

I hate it when I have a scorched peepee.

[Burma Jones]

21. Not if he was wrapped in the flag.....(n/t)

[Spirochete]

22. I could never

pass up a chance to piss on Bush*. But I'd let him burn for a while first.

[Beaker]

23. well...not enough to put him out-

but,
hell yeah.

[denverbill]

24. Yes. If I had started when he wasn't on fire anyway.

[Paragon]

25. Why does he have to be on fire?

I'd piss on him soaking wet.

[Skittles]

26. NO, THE SECRET SERVICE WOULD PISS ON HIM

PROBABLY WITH GLEE

[noonwitch]

27. I'm a female, I don't think I could do so safely.

My mind is boggling trying to figure out how I could.

[Arbustosux]

28. I would piss in his general direction...

Sorry to sound like Monty Python :)

[MrMonk]

29. He wouldn't have to be on fire.

[HawkerHurricane]

30. Yes, but...

only to prevent the fire from spreading to something or someone valueable...

[TrogL]

31. I would piss on my worst enemy if he were on fire

He may yet see the light.

[phillybri]

32. Yes, but not enough to put out all the flames!

:evilgrin:

[camero]

33. I would piss on him

even if he wasn't on fire. :)

[LynneSin]

34. Yes, but only so others won't get burned in the process

I mean, he could be standing beside some really nice folks or other things that could catch on fire

:shrug:

[Liberal Veteran]

35. Yes, but only post-mortem to prevent the fire from spreading.

Otherwise it would just be a waste of good piss.

[BL_Zebub]

36. When he's on fire down here in Hell, I'll let you know.

I don't usually piss on the damned though, unless it's part of the torment.

[DS1]

37. If his head were on fire, I'd piss on his feet

and vice versa