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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:07 PM Original message |
Things you can't do one-handed... |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
1. I broke the tip of my ulnar bone a number of years ago, so I hear ya! |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:11 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. yea, I forgot driving |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
2. You can't row a boat. |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:14 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. since it's winter I can't do that anyway |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
3. hey |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:15 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. yea, not much cooking |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
4. Takes two hands to hold a Whopper (old Burger King ad) |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:16 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. yea |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:12 PM Response to Original message |
6. Had a fracture in my elbow this past February |
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cynthia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:18 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. pulling up the pants |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:23 PM Response to Reply #6 |
14. I'm managing with the pants, but the buttons suck! |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:13 PM Response to Original message |
7. Clap |
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A-Schwarzenegger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:16 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. What's the sound? |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:25 PM Response to Reply #7 |
16. how very zen |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:26 PM Response to Reply #7 |
17. Oh, no. You can get the Clap one-handed. Trust me on that one. |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:34 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. unfortunately, that was my first thought too |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:22 PM Response to Original message |
13. Once, while drunk, I gave myself a 'boxer's fracture' |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:33 PM Response to Reply #13 |
18. Ouch! |
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prole_for_peace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
15. empty ice trays. |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 10:42 PM Response to Reply #15 |
20. Luckily the fridge has an ice maker! |
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IzaSparrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:22 PM Response to Original message |
21. play the drums, unless |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:58 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. very true! |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
22. Putting a bandaid on yourself |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 12:00 AM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Luckily I didn't have that problem this time |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-12-07 11:46 PM Response to Original message |
23. Is this the first time |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 12:02 AM Response to Reply #23 |
26. I think I've posted her pic before |
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Drum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
27. No knitting for awhile... |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 06:53 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. but I don't know how to kint anyway... |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 06:58 AM Response to Original message |
29. Wash the cat |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 07:10 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Heck, two hands is barely enough to wash the cat |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
31. sometimes the sex i have cannot be done with only one hand. |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 11:06 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Hey, don't get my thread locked! |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 11:08 AM Response to Reply #32 |
33. i was just trying to get you sadder about the other thigns you cant do |
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Zornhau (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-13-07 11:56 AM Response to Reply #33 |
34. we if that's your goal... |
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