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I know this through painful first hand experience.
Once I tried to throw a cat in a lake (not deep and I was a kid at the time, not something I would do now, particularly with what I now know). Let us just say this. Step 5 in the process above will not work. A cat cannot be thrown into water. I found this out when the cat in question latched onto my arm with its claws (this was a 30 pound cat). They won't go in the water. Its practically supernatural how they can avoid it.
Rocket is an understatement. Cats do not normally move in any way suggesting their top speeds. Their top speed violates several laws of physics. This was discovered when we were sitting around playing some cheap ass games (no really, that is the name of the company). We had brought the games over in some plastic bags. The cat began exploring the plastic bag and got his head through the handle. It was at that moment that the bag rustled. The cat freaked causing the bag to make more noise. So the cat did what came naturally to it and entered ludicrous speed. From that moment on we only knew the location of the cat by sound. There was a faint outline of a cat in a bag visible but like an electron we could only know its speed or its location at any given moment. We knew it was going fast. Hence we never could get a lock on it. It was in several different rooms at the same time. Much of the furniture was rearainged. When the cat finally came out of warp the bag had been descimated in ways that cannot be described. The cat after a few moments attempted to pretend the incident had never occurred.
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