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In the car park, sitting there for 5 minutes with my turn signal on, the car pulls out. A person driving the opposite way (toward me) in her little rich snot car turns in. Yes, I honked the horn.
Parents - your offspring should stay with YOU. Don't let them fart around the nearest piece of electronic gizmo to loiter. The game kiosk is not a nanny and shouldn't be either.
Once again, children should not be hanging from the edge of the cart as a makeshift bumper.
Why do stores have cards for the following people: * Parents * Mom * Dad * Son * Daughter * Daugher and son/in/law * Son and daughter/in/law * grandparents * grandmother * grandfather * nephew * niece * uncle * husband * wife * best friend even * concubine
Um, don't aunts exist anymore?
Generation Y is the most socially obtuse generation yet. I love it when these people, in queues, whip out their cell phones to talk to their special friends rather than the people surrounding them. No wonder more neurotypicals now have communication skill problems! Nobody needs to be a genuine autistic, aspie, or crippled by any number of miscreants anymore. Just have a cell phone and the world promptly disappears!
Why do some people grope each others' body parts in public, as if everybody else wants to watch or even participate? And then the same people get all annoyed when people do stare because, even today, most people are too civilized to grope public! The restaurant foyer, shopping market, clinic, you name it, is not a zoo. Animals grope each other in the zoo. We are not animals. I think it's a fair assertion to ask that male humans don't spring wood and chase female ones around, or female humans groping males' bee-hinds. Until they're put in a zoo, let's have some dignity! Once you move there, you can pee on the tree and have the audience laugh at your expense all you want. Which reminds me, I still feel sorry for that baby zebra...
No, don't cave into junior's every whim. Sometimes "no" is a good thing.
Being different means not doing everything your friends are doing because they say it's being different. Nobody learned in the 1960s. Nobody learned in the 1980s. And nobody seems to have figured it out these days either. Well, I did, Devo did, and various other entertainment entities had. Mind you, we're all relics and de-evolved anyway; or so we're told...
Grocery stores - please do not sell spoiled food items at a whiz-bang gold-leaf sticky star 63% off discount. Even a sewer rat in its final stages of malnutrition is not going to eat it (much less not pay for it)!
Walking from the car park to the store's main entrance? Please, PICK A SIDE. Stop picking your nose while slowly pacing up in the middle, preventing every car from getting by your slothy-undead-carcasses. It could be 9 degrees (it was) and you still can't be bothered to move. But we can tell when you've had beans (yes, the telltake "exhale"-like mist was there... yuck.)
Always say "Hello" to people and make a note of who says "Hi" back. Yes, it's profiling and that's evil, but it's fun to see who actually has basic courtesy who doesn't. (Hint: People under 40 are far less likely to respond; those 60 and over are far more likely to respond - unless they're in a senile persons' home or are too (understandably) cynical of today's sadder generations.
Humans are fascinating creatures. I want my DNA verified.
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