Spoil a famous movie in this thread. (Warning: Spoilers)

[BurtWorm]

Wizard of Oz: It was just a dream.

[AllegroRondo]

1. Presumed Innocent

his wife did it

[BurtWorm]

2. Shit!

I wanted to see that.

[DS1]

3. I Am Legend

Will Smith is not the last person alive. Two kids pop out of nowhere and let the zombies follow them to his place while rescuing him. Then they attack the next night, he gives the girl some of the cured blood and blows himself up.

[nadine_mn]

174. and the dog

dies...stupid crappy ass movie

[quip]

4. Rosebud is a sled nt

[Dr. Strange]

8. The band gets back together to tour Japan.

I shan't tell you the name of the movie. You'll have to figure it out yourself.

:)

[quip]

11. Jeanine = Yoko

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

15. Is this the subject of another t-shirt?

[quip]

29. Indirectly, yes

</cryptic_message> :rofl:

BTW, when is your birthday...... :P :hi:

[BurtWorm]

39. The Departed?

Everybody but Alec Baldwin and Markie Mark.

[Dr. Strange]

127. You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I'll PM later this week.

[quip]

136. The most ultimate birthday IMO is February 29th! That KICKS!

and stretches and KICKS! :D

[BOSSHOG]

5. Mr Turner becomes the next Skipper of the Flying Dutchman

[CreekDog]

6. The Maltese Falcon is worthless

:wow:

[CreekDog]

9. Luke, I am your father

:popcorn:

[BurtWorm]

7. King Kong doesn't make it in New York, New York.

Start spreadin' the nooz...

[Dr. Strange]

10. Planet of the Apes is really Earth.

In both versions.

[Broken_Hero]

12. Jason

is Superman's love child.....

:hide:

[Dr. Strange]

Friday the 13th?

I don't remember seeing Superman in ANY of those movies!


(Fortunately I saw Superman Returns, so your spoiler has no effect on me!)

[Broken_Hero]

19. Ha,

:D I can always count on the lounge for a good laugh, :D

I saw SR also, and that part, surprised me the most!

[Dr. Strange]

13. Blade Runner: Deckard is a replicant.

:popcorn:

[quip]

34. I just rented that and watched it with my son (18) to acquaint him with the classics

Boy, I'd forgotten a lot of it. Sean Young.... schwing!

Vangelis' music hasn't aged too well....

[edbermac]

73. Deckard IS NOT a replicant!!

Remember Roy Batty breaks two of Deckard's fingers near the end of the film; this is just bullshit spouted by Ridley Scott.

[Taverner]

106. Dude, the unicorn scene

The Freakin' Unicorn Scene

"It's a shame she won't live -- but then again who does?"

[Orrex]

153. Red Herring!

We are meant to understand that Deckard is haunted by the possibility that he might be a Replicant.

And all who say otherwise--including Ridley Scott--are buffoons!

[Dr. Strange]

109. I know. Ridley Scott is a putz.

I just wanted to see if redqueen chimed in.

[Lethe]

137. huh?

Tyrell had many models of replicants....who knows what version Deckard was?

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. She has a penis.

-The Crying Game.

[BurtWorm]

18. I was wondering what the hell that was.

:crazy:

[Deja Q]

45. Most romantic comedies usually end up with the woman getting the man...

[Bucky]

47. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Please don't tell me how that one ends. I'm renting it next weekend.

[BurtWorm]

48. Don't look at temeah's responses in this thread.

;)

[Deja Q]

120. ¿Què?

[quip]

135. I posted a spoiler about that movie.

:o :P

[Mad_Dem_X]

154. Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze

...And he gets away with it!

One of the best movie endings of all time.

[underpants]

143. Same with

Ace Ventura:Pet Detective

Sean Young's character

[lightningandsnow]

162. Sisterhood of the traveling pants:

Bailey dies.

[Javaman]

171. Most. over. rated. surprise. ever.

In the scene before the "great unveiling", I saw him pick up a glass and took one look at his hands and said, oh how trite. The guy had meat hooks on him. Man hands. I knew then and there that this was going to be the worst gotcha moment in film history.

Never ever show the hands.

[CreekDog]

16. The Neverending Story

Ends.

:mad:

What a gyp!

[Lethe]

138. but there were sequels!!!

?

[CreekDog]

140. But still

ended!

;)

[quip]

17. IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!1111111

:9

[Dr. Strange]

20. Greatest Episode Ever!

[quip]

23. Thumbs up

and off, and onto the hors d'oeuvres tray! :rofl:

[quip]

21. Luke and Leia are twins nt

edit: spelling

[Amerigo Vespucci]

22. Spock dies at the end of "Star Trek: Wrath of Khan"

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[Lethe]

139. yeah but they brought him back to life!

apparently, they arent doing that for Shatner in the next movie

[triguy46]

24. Soylent Green is people.

[triguy46]

25. self delete

[Critters2]

131. IT'S PEOPLE!!!! nt

[Broken_Hero]

26. Il Duce is actually

their long lost dad.....

[racaulk]

27. The Shawshank Redemption

Andy and Red both get out of jail (Andy escpaes, Red is released) and reunite on a beach in Mexico.

[triguy46]

28. Peggy Sue was in a coma after having an MI at her reunion; it was all a dream.

Wasn't it??????

[Felix Mala]

148. That's what the Masons would have you believe...

[BurtWorm]

30. Blow Up

A mime plays tennis.

:wtf:

[BurtWorm]

31. Last Year at Marienbad

Might really have been this year somewhere else.

:wtf:

[BurtWorm]

33. Faces of Death

They all die.

[BurtWorm]

53. Un Chien Andalou

The eyeball gets it.

:woohoo:

[Tikki]

32. Sid and Nancy...they both use a lot of drugs and die...

Tikki

[quip]

35. The same with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.... except for the drugs part. nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

36. Jack's narrator is Tyler Durden n/t

[Phillycat]

40. That's not really the spoiler.

The spoiler is that the protagonist IS Tyler Durden, they are the same person.

Also, Ed Norton's character is never actually named.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

141. I was trying to be cute but failed

I.e. where the Narrator is talking about magazine column which begin "I am Jack's ____ " and then repeats it throughout the movie in variations. I sort of botched the reference, though. Oh well.

[Phillycat]

37. Thelma and Louise drive off a cliff and die together.

[Dr. Strange]

38. That was Showgirls, right?

You didn't specify the movie. I assume it was "Showgirls."


:evilgrin:

[quip]

42. The same with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.... except for the drives part. nt

[BurtWorm]

46. Kind of like West Side Story... except for the Western homoerotic pair dying part.

[Iggo]

172. Homo-eroti...wha...

...oh, man....I'm getting dizzy.

Of course! They were a gay couple! Now it all makes sense!

[Iggo]

173. Oh, wait....

...I thought we were talking about West World, not West Side Story.

But still.....

[Blue_In_AK]

56. That's the one I was thinking, too.

[skygazer]

41. Titanic - the ship sinks

So does the movie - oh, wait, I mean "stinks."

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

93. Damnit, that's MY line.

[Orsino]

43. Turns out Darth Vader is a DUDE. n/t

[BurtWorm]

44. Are you sure? I thought Darth was a girl's name.

I knew someone with an Aunt Darth, I think. Or Dorothy maybe...

[Bucky]

49. Die Hard: Bruce Willis kills a lot of people, thereby stopping the villains' plot.

In the end, he has a good laugh at the zany antics he's just gone through and isn't bothered by the carnage. I forget which installment in the series that is, however.

[Greyskye]

50. A Boy and His Dog

They ate the girl. (NO! That's NOT what I meant, you pevs!)

[BurtWorm]

51. Lassie comes home.

If you like dog movies.

[Fire Walk With Me]

78. Boy and dog get girl; boy and dog eat girl.

:thumbsup:

[JoePhilly]

52. Rocky Loses! ... (more Rocky spoilers inside)

Then in II, Rocky wins ...

And then in III he loses -- BUT then Wins.

In IV, Apollo loses, and dies, and so Rocky goes to the USSR, he wins, and then single handedly ends the Cold War.

In V .... well, I didn't see that one ... I think the audience dies, and no one wins.

[Burma Jones]

54. Ratso dies on the bus

[begin_within]

63. We just watched that last week

Holds up surprisingly well after all these years.

[BurtWorm]

64. We just watched that as well.

And I agree with you. What a strange coincidence!

[hedgehog]

144. My uncle took my aunt to see that when it first came out.

He thought it was a western!

[JoePhilly]

55. Bruce Willis is Dead but doesn't know it.

6th sense

(typo)

[BurtWorm]

57. Fahernheit 9/11: Bush gets impeached!!!

:woohoo:


No--wait... that was The Clinton Chronicles...

[begin_within]

58. The stolen bike is never found, instead the guy attempts to steal one himself.

[BurtWorm]

59. Peewee's Big Adventure?

I don't remember that...

[begin_within]

61. No, it's

one of the truly great films.

[FunkyLeprechaun]

147. Really good movie

I recommend it to anyone! The two main characters were played by people who had never acted before.

[begin_within]

60. After crawing through a rat-infested tunnel to get in the U.S., she dies of a rat-borne disease

[BurtWorm]

62. Willard?

:crazy:

[begin_within]

65. No, it's

The best film about immigration.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

114. I've seen that!

It's completely depressing!
Duckie

[begin_within]

66. After visiting their indifferent children, an elderly couple returns home and the mother dies

[Lydia Leftcoast]

80. Tokyo Story?

:shrug:

[begin_within]

82. Wow - you know your classic films.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

84. Especially Japanese ones

:-)

[Lydia Leftcoast]

85. Rashomon:

The woman, the bandit, and the ghost of the husband are all lying, according to a woodcutter who saw the whole incident.

[begin_within]

88. What other Japanese films would you recommend?

[Lydia Leftcoast]

94. I like Juzo Itami's films, such as Tampopo and Supermarket Woman, as well

as Kurosawa's "modern" films (well, 50 years old or more now), such as Stray Dog and High and Low. Of his samurai films, Seven Samurai is the most famous, but I also like Throne of Blood.

I'm told that I should see Nobody Knows, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

[begin_within]

99. Did you see Rhapsody in August?

I was going to rent it but I read a lukewarm review of it.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

102. Yes, it's okay, notable mostly for the appearance of Richard Gere as a

half-Japanese.

Other than that, it kind of rambles, a common feature of Japanese films.

My favorite anime (realistic ones--I don't like the "killer space robots" genre) are "Grave of the Fireflies" (two orphans trying to survive during World War II) and "Tokyo Godfathers" (three homeless people find an abandoned baby).

[begin_within]

107. Thanks

[begin_within]

67. All three big-breasted, thrill-seeking women end up dead before the film ends

[Dr. Strange]

128. The same with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.... except for the three-breasted women part.

with apologies to temeah.

[begin_within]

130. Well, technically, the women weren't "three-breasted;" they were three women who were big-breasted.

[BurtWorm]

133. Butch Cassidy and Sundance weren't three-breasted either!

:crazy:

That movie is like the Kevin Bacon of movies!

[Dr. Strange]

157. The women WEREN'T three-breasted?

I just lost all interest in the movie...whatever it was.

[quip]

158. If I totally recall correctly, a 3 breasted women appears in Total Recall

hehe. :thumbsup:

[begin_within]

160. No, but if you went by weight it was probably enough to count as three.

I'll stop here before it degrades.

[mitchum]

165. By American Genius Russ Meyer

[begin_within]

68. He eventually abandons his girlfriend at a gas station, after driving across country with her

[triguy46]

103. Five Easy Pieces?

[begin_within]

108. yes

[begin_within]

69. Embittered has-been former child actress torments her crippled sister, they end up on a beach.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

151. whatever happened to baby jane? n/t

[begin_within]

161. Yes

[begin_within]

70. Sugar cane farmer sets his land ablaze; students plot assassination; peasant joins Castro's forces

[sarge43]

71. Neo is the One. n/t

[BurtWorm]

72. Damn!

I was sure it was going to be Nixon.

[sarge43]

101. The Trickster as a Christ figure? That's different

Yeah, like that plot point wasn't phoned in 20 minutes into the flick. :sarcasm:

[mitchum]

74. Woman forgets all about the pizza she ordered and has wild sex with the deliveryman...and neighbor

[BurtWorm]

86. Was there pizza in Lady Chatterly?

:wtf:

[mitchum]

110. Yes, don't you remember Lady Anchovy?

[Sugar Smack]

75. Bonnie & Clyde

get shot to death. :cry:

[sakabatou]

76. Castle in the Sky

They find Laputa and destroy it.

[NoPasaran]

77. Rick puts Lazlo and Ilsa on the plane to America

He shoots Major Strasser, and leaves Casablanca with Louie to join the Allies.

[MissMillie]

79. they have to shoot Old Yeller

I cried

[Cannikin]

81. The call comes from inside the house.

[begin_within]

83. When A Stranger Calls?

[Cannikin]

95. *ding ding*

[Ahpook]

87. The Shining

The guy in the dog suit was just consoling a good friend:)

Every time we watch that, this particular scene always generates a "WTH" :)

[devilgrrl]

89. Jason's mom is killing all the camp counselors...

in Friday the 13th

[NashVegas]

90. Voldemort Dies

At the end of The Deathly Hallows.

Does it count if the movie hasn't been made yet?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

116. No...

...and I can't believe you did that!
Duckie

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

91. Keyser Soze is

Verbal Kint.

[Critters2]

132. I love that movie!! nt

[Mad_Dem_X]

155. Damn! Beat me to it!

I posted the same thing further down.

[Ptah]

92. Apocalypse Now

The finale involves juxtaposed scenes of a ceremonial slaughtering of a water buffalo,
while Willard kills Kurtz with a machete. Dying on the ground, Kurtz whispers
"The horror... the horror," (a quote taken directly from Conrad's novella).
Willard walks through the now-silent crowd of natives, all of whom know he has
killed their "god" and who begin to kneel before him as Kurtz's replacement.
However, he finds Johnson, who has since joined the natives, and boards the PBR.
As they float away Kurtz's final words "The Horror, the horror" echo and the screen
fades to black.

[fizzgig]

96. the mom's boyfriend is the head vampire

[LibraLiz1973]

117. hahahaha I love that movie!!

[fizzgig]

118. i have it on dvd

it is so wonderfully crummy

[ironflange]

97. He doesn't give a damn

[Spirochete]

98. They all shoot each other simultaneously

except Mr. Pink, who is arrested trying to get away.

[ironflange]

100. 2001: A Space Odyssey

Something really really weird happens. Not too sure what.

[triguy46]

104. The guy with the violin case isn't a musician, he has a gun in it and is going to shoot...

the Ronee Blakely character, and Barbara Harris gets to sing on stage.

[triguy46]

105. Tom Ewell tries to kill Jem and Scout but Boo comes to the rescue.

[XemaSab]

111. David tries to take the suitcase and leave, but Juliet stops him.

Alex tells her to let him go, but she doesn't listen.

A fight ensues, wherein Alex gets pinned to the floor with a massive knife, and David gets killed.

Juliet takes the suitcase and goes to the airport to take her flight to Rio, but she opens the suitcase and there's no money in it, just newspapers. She gets on the plane to Rio penniless.

Then the scene cuts to Alex, pinned to the floor, and he starts to laugh. The camera drops beneath the floorboards, and we see that the money is hidden under the floor. :)

[Patsy Stone]

112. Rebecca

Mrs. Danvers burns the house down.

[bertha katzenengel]

113. Lily, on the run from Bobo, kills Myra--self-defense. Then Lily kills Roy for his money - but OMG!!

it was a horrible accident. "I'll do anything for that money, Roy..."

The Grifters

[Deja Q]

115. Mr and Mrs Robinson get divorced

:hide:

[BurtWorm]

119. The Swiss Family Robinsons ends in divorce?!

:wtf:

[Deja Q]

121. .

:spray:

"The Graduate"

[BurtWorm]

122. Shit!

I wanted to see that!





















;)

[MrScorpio]

123. Bill gets killed

[BurtWorm]

124. Which movie would that be?

:dunce:

[MrScorpio]

125. That would be Kill Bill 2

Practically everyone else gets whacked in Kill Bill 1

[BurtWorm]

126. I would never have guessed!

;)

[Dr. Strange]

129. Raul Julia's memory gets overdrawn in the movie in HypnoToad's sigline.

Is that right Toad?

[KG]

134. Titanic - boat sinks

[Tommy_Carcetti]

142. It turns out Nicole Kidman and her kids....

Are actually the ghosts in the house and what they see as ghosts are actually real persons.

(The Others).

Oh, and Nicole Kidman hasn't aged well. ;)

[cemaphonic]

145. a man and a woman go on a road trip/killing spree across the US

Pick your favorite.

[mitchum]

166. You're right; that's a genre unto itself

Of course, "Badlands" is the best

[Rob H.]

146. Jacob's Ladder

It was all a hallucination he had right before he died.

[Felix Mala]

149. Fellini's 8 1/2: Life is just a circus with no point and no purpose and

completely unexplainable.

[BurtWorm]

150. I don't need to see a movie to figure that out!

:bounce:

[Felix Mala]

164. But it's such a wonderful movie...

Marcello's search for meaning is so sincere and lusty...

[Rob H.]

152. Boxing Helena

It was all a dream the spineless doctor had, a laughably stupid ending befitting its status as one of the most incredibly bad movies ever made.

[southpaw]

156. List of survivors: Ripley, Newt, Hicks and half of Bishop

[quip]

159. Judas returns to life and ends up singing in a Vegas-style show.

I love JCS!

[begin_within]

163. Kids baptize a donkey, the family sells the donkey, the girl gets seduced by the

local delinquent, the donkey goes from owner to owner, one of which is the town drunk, the donkey runs away and joins the circus, learns math tricks, the town drunk gets the donkey back and inherits a lot of money, but falls off the donkey and dies, the cruel merchant treats the donkey like dirt, the girl visits him and offers herself as a prostitute, her parents come and get her, and take the donkey in payment for a debt, the girl is visited by her childhood sweetheart, but goes to visit the delinquent instead, and gets raped and beaten by him and his gang, her father is so distraught he dies, the delinquent steals the donkey and uses it to cross the border with contraband, but agents fire shots and hit the donkey instead of the delinquent, the donkey finally lays down and dies.

[mitchum]

168. Bob, we've already talked about what a great movie that is...

but it can never be said enough...IT IS A GREAT MOVIE!

[begin_within]

175. And yet nobody on DU will break down and rent it, or any other movie I recommend...

[montanto]

167. Romeo and Juliet both die in the end.

[Oeditpus Rex]

169. Curt leaves for college

and never meets the blonde in the T-Bird.

Steve stays with Laurie.

Milner beats Falfa when Falfa flips his '55.

Rock 'n' Roll never dies.

[bikebloke]

170. Steve McQueen gets caught after his motorcycle jump.

[psychmommy]

176. i have a couple

1. the dad (robin williams) is actually mrs. doubtfire.
2. in the end there is a pregnant black refugee.
3. malcolm x is murdered.
4. martin luther king jr is murdered.
5. ll cool j ends up being the one murdering the trainees on the island.
6. shrek and fiona have a couple of ogre babies.

[leeroysphitz]

177. In the 1991 film The Naked Gun 2 1/2

(IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102510/ )(the sequel to 1988's Naked Gun: From The Files Of

Police Squad! (IMBD: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095705/ )) comedic actor Orenthal "O.J."

Simpson (IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001740/ ) playing "Nordburg" (a Police Squad! (IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001740/ )) detective working under Lt. Frank Drebin played by

Leslie Nielson (IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/ )is, during one extended scene,

trapped under a moving vehicle and struck in the groin by a number of ever more preposterously

placed objects objects including a traffic cone, watermelon, and a cactus. While the objects

become increasingly large to the point of becoming serious road hazards Lt. Frank Drebin, while

unaware of Nordburg's presence beneath him, makes no attempt to avoid them.

In 2006 Simpson went on to produce and star in his own Punk'd style DVD entitled "Juiced"

[derby378]

178. Atonement

The star-crossed lovers die in what Archie Bunker calls "The Big One," and Cecelia's POS kid sister cannot atone for the lie that separated them, so she writes a novel to be published only after the real rapist's death.