Woman Accused Of Groping Santa: Police: Woman Inappropriately Touched Santa At Mall

[IronLionZion]

DANBURY, Conn. -- A Danbury woman is facing charges that she groped Santa Claus at the Danbury Fair mall.

Sandrama Lamy has been charged with fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace.

Danbury police were called to the mall over the weekend. The mall Santa told police that Lamy had touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.

Capt. Bob Myles said police were able to quickly find and identify Lamy because she was on crutches.

http://www.wfsb.com/news/14880112/detail.html

Oh, I don't know what to say so I thought I'd share it with the lounge.

[Redstone]

1. And he COMPLAINED? I'd have pretended I couldn't hear her, so she'd stay on my lap longer.

But then again, I'm an absolute pig, so your opinion may vary.

Redstone

[Swede]

2. Ho ho whoa.......

WTF is wrong with Santa?

[edbermac]

3. Groping Santa?? Is there no decency left in this world?

:shrug:

[IronLionZion]

4. Anyone watch the movie "Bad Santa"

Maybe some women have a Santa fetish? :shrug:

[Pierre.Suave]

5. Why no photos...

of the perp?

We need pictures people.

[plcdude]

6. imagine the individual

who gets a job as a Santa at the age of 65. Now imagine what the probabilities are for him being groped. I guess it could happen but even if it did even Santa deserves a Christmas present too.

[SteppingRazor]

7. Sounds like she was a total ho ho ho. n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. "Santa's little helpers" just doesn't mean what it once did...

[Wapsie B]

9. Damn, why couldn't that have happened to me whenever I've played Santa?

:evilgrin:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. And yesterday there was a thread ...

about some guy suing because he didn't like "ladies' nights" at bars.

What are these guys thinking!?!?

:rofl:

[MissMillie]

11. what would be the point....

he only comes once a year!

[edbermac]

12. Is that a candy cane in your lap or are you just happy to see me?

[kwassa]

13. She loves a man in a uniform.

[PVnRT]

14. FUCK me Santa FUCK me Santa FUCK me Santa

Quick, name the movie.

[meegbear]

15. Sounds like something from one of my porn flicks

[PVnRT]

24. I could run with the whole "bear" motif

but that would get the thread locked.

[Dr. Strange]

18. Jingle Balls?

Dick and Halls with Balls of Jolly?
Carol on the Balls?

[IronLionZion]

19. I named it an hour before you posted this. How's that for quick? nt

[PVnRT]

23. Like I read the entire thread

[NewJeffCT]

20. bad santa?

never saw it, so it's a guess.

[IronLionZion]

16. looks like the guy's wife didn't appreciate another woman on his lap

http://www.newstimes.com/latestnews/ci_7751062

The suspect maintains her innocence.

[Javaman]

17. "she grabbed my...ah...um, jingle bells!".

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

21. I know some women in the Danbury area

And, I've been to that mall a few times...

[kwassa]

22. Was she singing "Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle all the way ...."?