Hey Lounge, let's write a blues tune! I'll start:

[no name no slogan]

I woke up this morning....

[Greyskye]

1. and crawled out of bed.

[Sugar Smack]

3. But I'm not not stuck in a pipe..

[no name no slogan]

4. Gimmee an R! Gimmee an O! Gimmee an F! Gimmee an L!

Oh I woke up this morning...
...and they weren't no Sugah next to me....
:hug:

[Karenina]

2. mah baby had don gone

[no name no slogan]

8. A how how how how

[Writer]

5. and found my mornin' wood.

[no name no slogan]

9. (insert wikkid-sounding slide guitar run here)

weeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwhhhh,,,,

[lost-in-nj]

6. Drank the amber liquid left in my glass

that was next to my bed.....





lost

[Guava Jelly]

7. rolled out of bed scratched my head and my ass

.

[Dr. Strange]

11. Or was it the other way aroooooooound?

Ooh, baby, I'm such a butt-head.
Yeah, baby, I'm such a butt-head.

[qwertyMike]

10. Got out of the rack

Looked out the port hole
went up on the deck
and had a smoke

3 months to go

[Richardo]

12. ...pushed the dog off my head...

[Karenina]

13. Then I was sure mah baby don gone

[Richardo]

15. ...so I got back in to bed.

[SPKrazy]

14. and the dog had done

made a mess on my floor,

well, i cleaned up that mess

and i say i must confess

that the dog ain't sleepin' here no more!!!!!

[Parche]

16. and peed on the cat

put my boots on, and my country redneck hat
went outside and got in my 1950 ford truck
forgot something so i went back inside and
got in bed with my woman and wanted to..... lay there
she slapped me silly like she didnt care
stormed out of the house again
this time for good
my pants still showed my excitement and my big.....wood carving on the wall
never again i always say
that is the end of this song......that is all :shrug: :hi:

[hisownpetard]

17. with my pj's in a ball