What's next in the war on christmas.

[China_cat]

Got this today in my email. Sounds like an attempt to justify everything holiday in the name of the christian religion.

For a more religious look at the Twelve Days of Christmas (The 12 Days
of Christmas)

1 True Love refers to God
2 Turtle Doves refers to the Old and New Testaments
3 French Hens refers to Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological
Virtues
4 Calling Birds refers to the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists
5 Golden Rings refers to the first Five Books of the Old Testament, the
"Pentateuch" , which gives the history of man's fall from grace.
6 Geese A-laying refers to the six days of creation
7 Swans A-swimming refers to the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the
seven sacraments
8 Maids A-milking refers to the eight beatitudes
9 Ladies Dancing refers to the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit
10 Lords A-leaping refers to the ten commandments
11 Pipers Piping refers to the eleven faithful apostles
12 Drummers Drumming refers to the twelve points of doctrine in the
Apostle's Creed

[Throd]

1. Stukas over Santa's workshop

[Bucky]

2. Satan

What Satan stands for....

Simple guiding light of God's love for us
Anything. This is what Jesus was willing to do for us, even if it meant his death
Trinity, as in the Holy Three, that are really One God, but who's actually three, but three in his One-ness, which is singular, but manifested as Three, but a monotheistic Three, so that three is one. Um, let's go back and say the T stands for "St. Timothy"
Amazing, which is what it was when Jesus came back from the dead. So even if he was willing to die for us, he still came back from the dead, which doesn't mean that he wasn't willing to actually die for us, cause he was. But he came back anyway. Cause he's a...
Ninja. That's right. Jesus has mad ninja skills, times infinity! Except of course he doesn't use a sword. Someone could get hurt.