Top Ten Reasons why I support Ron Paul

[Orrex]

10. He has two first names, just like Larry Craig
9. He invented that cool beef jerky maker and that spray-on hair stuff
8. Oh, wait—that was Ron Popeil
7. He's so damned nutty that he'll never win the general election. Go Dems!
6. He isn't the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' baby, as far as we know
5. He promises to get rid of everything with "federal" in the name, including Federal Express
4. He gives Libertarians faint hope that they might some day be politically relevant
3. He opposes the Iraq war for the most moral reason of all: it costs $$, innocent lives notwithstanding
2. He plans to abolish all taxes. And taxis. And tacks. And ticks. And tocks. But not Texas, dad gummit!
1. If White Supremacists are with us, who can be against us?

[redqueen]

1. hahahahah

:thumbsup:

[no name no slogan]

2. YOU FORGOT ABOUT HIS BLIMP

http://www.ronpaulblimp.com/ (yes, it's for real)

And you know who else had a blimp? THESE GUYS

[Orrex]

3. Oh, the humanity!

Blimp is just so much fun to say.

Blimp blimp blimp blimp blimp.

[Javaman]

5. same with ladel...

ladle, ladle, ladle, ladle, ladle, ladle, ladle.

[Deep13]

4. Libertarians do a good job keeping the books shelved and keeping track who has them.

Actually, I may be thinking of librarians.