People who refuse to celebrate World Orgasm Day because singles is no fun
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:11 PM
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People who refuse to celebrate World Orgasm Day because singles is no fun |
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feel free to check in here.
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:24 PM
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1. I'm single but I'm celebrating anyway |
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But not until I get home, because I don't think my coworkers would appreciate me celebrating at my desk.
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:29 PM
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3. Yes. Nobody should enjoy their work that much. |
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:53 PM
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20. Dude!! Think of the kittens! |
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:27 PM
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2. I have a special friend for that |
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He's soft in the right places, purple and white and very discrete. ;-)
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:30 PM
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:31 PM
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:32 PM
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because thinking about Barney having sex just made me throw up in my mouth a little
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:32 PM
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:39 PM
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:32 PM
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7. We could all use a special friend for that |
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:33 PM
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9. *sets up a singles booth at the jubilee* |
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Single women come this way please. In fact, since it is a celebration of love any woman come this way.
I am not sure who is running the female booth, but it is right behind me. I peek in for inspiration.
:patriot:
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:42 PM
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:44 PM
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warm oils, firm hands, and ceiling fans are involved though
:hi:
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:45 PM
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15. If we get any further into this topic |
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of womanly pleasure, this thread is getting locked.
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Inchworm
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:47 PM
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16. I shall hold my tongue then |
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:49 PM
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Innuendo achieved!
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:51 PM
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18. It's all downhill from the climax |
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:52 PM
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:55 PM
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21. Firm but gentle, I was once told. |
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But forgive me for cutting in. :blush:
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Inchworm
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:57 PM
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firm hand or light whip.. your choice. I want to make it as special as you like. :D
(I stole that line from TV)
:loveya:
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Fri Dec-21-07 04:58 PM
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23. COLD HANDS WARM HEART |
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:34 PM
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but I'm alone........
ssooooooooooooooo...
lost
special friend, huh
interesting
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Fri Dec-21-07 02:35 PM
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11. There is a booth set up on the midway |
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