Question about tipping................cows

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Poll question: Question about tipping................cows

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[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. I only ever tip the standard 15%

Unless the cow gave very good service

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3. It would be soooooo easy to turn that into a dirty joke

:evilgrin:

I really need to get some sleep.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. I left it WIDE open for ya!

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8. Must....resist.....

n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. OK let me help ya

The cow gave VERY good service and I tipped it REAL BIG!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Oh, man, does that bring back some memories of childhood

on my family's farms in WI.
:-)

[camero]

4. USA, USA, USA

We tip the heaviest cows. Moooooooooooooooooooo. :)

[mykpart]

5. OK, I'm a city girl,

so I have a dumb question. Is cow tipping for real, or is it like snipe hunting?

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6. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't

The mystery is part of the fun...of course, some of us know for sure...but we'll never tell...

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Welcome to the 700 club, you evil clown!!

As to cow tipping...well... why don't you come out with us and we'll show you how it's done. And don't worry, it's tradition that the newbie do it alone while we wait in the car so we can take pictures wihtout the lens fogging....

Or maybe not.

Sorry, but those who have done it are sworn to secrecy not to reveal that it exists. That's the most sacred of the cow tippers' creedo, more sacred even than the credo not to tip sober. Or it would be, if tipping were real, which it might be, or might not.

[mykpart]

10. OMG!! The 700 Club!

Do I have to send money to Pat Robertson?

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. You can send it to me,

and I'll make sure he gets it.

Pat needs $45,000, BTW.

[camero]

13. No

But you have to bow to him. Psych jus kidding. :)

[soothsayer]

18. worth trying yourself to see. Helpful tip: cows can kick STRAIGHT OUT

sideways, not just backwards like horses.

[burrowowl]

14. Tip them

25%! They deserve it!

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I say 100%!!

Tip them 100%!

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

17. Living Wage!

It's better than tipping. And you only have to pay them for a few years before you eat them.

[Slippery_Hammer]

16. Please do not tip the cows

They are mad enough already.

Downer cows also scare the costumers. :eyes:

[Duckiesplaything]

19. Poor Cows....

Poor little guys.:cry: You're gonna make their meat taste bad.
If I get a steak that tastes tipped, then I'm not tippin. :eyes:

[tinnyguy1777]

20. Hmmm--------Downer cows

They make the tastiest sausages, and hot dogs and burgers. It a shame most of them go for mink food.