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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 01:09 AM
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I feel it only fair to give you this dire warning. Listen up! You know that
asteroid headed for Mars? Well, look for it to carom off the red planet and head for a direct hit on Earth. There can be no other alternative. How do I know?

I got a DUzy.


Civilization as we know it is nearing an end. This alert is my best effort to save lives. Good luck!
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 01:13 AM
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1. The End is Nigh!!!
Everyone, run for the hills! We are all gonna DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Save yourselves, don't worry about me! etc. etc. ad infinitum or something.
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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 01:30 AM
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2. The hills won't save you! They'll just get you a little closer to the
impact. I'd suggest digging in -- DEEPLY! Heck, look for a salt mine if possible.
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 01:31 AM
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3. I live close to the Ozarks, I'll go there like they did in "Deep Impact"...
sounds like a plan.
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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 01:48 AM
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4. And I live amid the Arkansas Ozarks. Perhaps I'm not as
endangered as I imagine. Then again, I probably am.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 05:15 AM
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5. Oh Noes!!!
Ve haff a Mine-Shaft Gap!
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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 11:46 AM
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6. Doctor! Dr. Strangelove! Did you ever manage to tame that rogue arm of yours?
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 07:28 PM
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7. Mein Fuhrer! I've been cured!
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