Bank's got a cash cow

[Kellanved]

A cow has startled shoppers in Germany by making an impromptu visit to a bank

The animal had escaped from a nearby wedding, where the groom - a farmer - had employed it as a joke to provide guests with fresh milk in place of champagne.

It walked off the street and straight through the sliding doors of the bank in Wunstorf, near Hanover.

The black and white cow strolled through the room then turned around and walked out again.

...
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_863136.html

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hey! This isn't Bundesbank; I'm outta here!

[Weiners]

2. Maybe she put her hairpiece in the vault!

...from another story.

[Kellanved]

3. Or she wanted to deposit her tips

from yet another thread.

[Jim Sagle]

4. Nothing to see here; guess I'll moooooove along.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Admit, Kellanved, you're actually matcom, aren't you?

I know your style. Ain't fooling no one. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

7. Kellanved is German for "matcom".

:evilgrin:

[Kellanved]

10. yes

and you're CDU/CSUistBöse?

:evilgrin:

[Kellanved]

8. Well

:evilgrin:
I've got to disappoint you, I'm just shamelessly using the fact that I'm way ahead of him. Six hours to be exact.
I have nothing in the way of his thread-hijacking powers, nor can my cooking compete with his.


Our only shared experience is Frankfurt in the 80s (I think), and I was a baby then... hey, hold on a second ...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. HA! The plot thickens! (nt)

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. OMG! You're SonOfMATCOM!

[supernova]

6. Getting her thongs

from the safe deposit box. It's the wedding night, you know. ;-)