Spending a quiet Xmas evening at home with a horseshit-covered dog

[Ellen Forradalom]

I observed Christmas by going on a long trail hike with my dog in the hills by my home.

[DS1]

1. Well then, I guess that makes you King!

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. Nothing says the holidays like the scent of fresh manure

[fizzgig]

3. sounds a bit better than what my cat smells like

it's a little to ookie to go into here...but it was bad

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. ooog lovely

thank you for sparing us the details

[rug]

4. Looks like you're having a better night than most tonight.

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. It's been a great Christmas

I dropped my husband and son off at LAX, spent the morning installing software, then hiked all afternoon. Finished off with peanut butter sandwich and a hot bath. I may break into the roommate's cognac tonight.

[XemaSab]

5. Say hi to Cujo for me

:hi:

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. The Crazy Beast says WOOF

He is freshly bathed so it no longer smells like the first Noel around here.

[XemaSab]

9. Well, as I said yesterday, the only dude on our roof bearing gifts yesterday

was the plumber bearing the gift of unblocked pipes. :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. He's a god.

Beats a bread machine any day.

[XemaSab]

19. Of course the plumbing will probably lay unused for months on end...

:P

[Wcross]

10. Uh, horse shit will wash right off.

Time for a bath buddy! I have six dogs & they tend to roll around in "good smelling stuff" like that. How about a picture of this rascal?

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. Here he is

He's on the left, with his Lab buddy.


He's had his bath. I had enough that manger-in-the-stable smell.

[Wcross]

20. Good lookin fella!

Both of them are beautiful animals.

[Wapsie B]

11. Well it could've been a skunk.

[Ellen Forradalom]

13. He's also fond of rolling around on dead things.

I'll never forget the time he rolled around on a dead seal or dolphin at the beach. You could smell him at 50 paces.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Wapsie B]

17. Oh yuck!

:puke:

Maybe he needs Scotchguard. lol!

[Ellen Forradalom]

18. There's a thought.

[MonkeyFunk]

21. hehe

one of the funniest things I've ever seen was encountering a dead sea lion on the beach. I was looking at it from a safe distance, when I hear a woman scream "NOOOOO!!!!!!" as her dog took off full speed and charged RIGHT INTO this dead, rotting sea lion. She was just screaming. The dog was in heaven. I was literally on my knees, laughing so hard.

[Redstone]

14. My vote for #1 post subject line of the year.

Redstone

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. Why thank you

And a merry Christmas to you!