6'4" 280 pounds-Santa hat, purple gstring, red lace camisole, wig, legwarmers

[underpants]

Santa in G-String Arrested on DUI Charge
1 day ago

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Some gifts from Kris Kringle are better kept wrapped.

A man in a Santa hat was arrested Sunday night for investigation of drunken driving after he was spotted outside Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood wearing a wig, a red lace camisole and a purple G-string, police said.

"We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus," Deputy Chief Ken Garner said.

The suspect was booked into jail after his blood-alcohol level measured just above the state's legal limit of .08, police said. He was later released on $5,000 bail.

The man, who is 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 280 pounds, also wore black leg warmers and black shoes. His car was towed to an impound yard, police said.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jzuJz3QS9XshsVCz_yo6pX8IUQHAD8TOF2B00

[LynneSin]

1. None of us really need the details of how you dressed up for Xmas

:eyes:

[underpants]

2. LOL

Happy Holidays, Hitler

[MrScorpio]

3. Too bad the LAPD doesn't release mugshots

If he got pinched in Malibu, Santa Monica or Glendale, we'd get a look at this guy

[underpants]

5. Oh you know I looked

:grr:

[dembotoz]

4. larry craig's date must have gotten lost

[no name no slogan]

6. Dad?

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. I hate it when the Goodvibes delivery man gets drunk