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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 05:51 PM
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What do you do for a god with the runs?
I tried prayer but that doesn't seem to be working. :wtf:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 05:51 PM
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1. First I'd open a very large umbrella.
Just to be safe.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 05:52 PM
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2. Learn to swim,
and hold your breath for a very long time. :(
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distantearlywarning Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 05:54 PM
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3. Giant bottle of the pink stuff:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 05:55 PM
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4. Which god? Faeculus?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 06:02 PM
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6. No, Sterquilinus
The Roman God of Feces
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 05:57 PM
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5. Same thing we do with the regular ones.
Nail 'em to things.
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 06:16 PM
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7. Quick - DUCK!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 06:44 PM
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8. Pray to Immodium for intercession
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