Foolish question of the day.

[Heidi]

"I'm taking two of my cats to the vet. Wanna ride along?"
-- My mother-in-law, 8:02 a.m., Thursday, 27 December 2007

Please add yours as they occur.

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. *raises hand*

Must these be questions that were actually asked of us?

Because I immediately thought of the cafeteria scene in "Midnight Cowboy" wherein Jon Voigt asked the strange woman and her son, "Y'all gonna eat them crackers?"

[Heidi]

3. Well, aren't _you_ polite, raisin' yer hand and all.

Bless your :hoart:

No, they don't have to be foolish questions that were actually asked of you. However, my mother-in-law did, in fact, inquire as to whether I'd care to ride along her and her two howling cats. :scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Lucy's pretty good in the car

She just rrows quite pathetically every so often from inside her carrier. :(

[Heidi]

6. One of the two cats who made the trek today

gets so upset that she pees urinates in the cat taxi. Poor thing. :(

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Hmmmm

Maybe I should take the blanket out of Lucy's carrier and check it. :scared:

[Heidi]

10. Or,

you could just _ask_ Lucy. :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. She wouldn't tell me

She's rather private about her toiletries.

[Heidi]

12. Mebbe you could pass her a note?

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. k

Help me write it? :)

[Heidi]

14. I prefer a direct approach with loved ones.

Dearest Lucy,

Quite often, when I accompany you to your medical appointments, I sense your disquiet, as much as you try to protect me from your roiling emotions. I am writing to you today not only to relieve you of any notion that you must protect me, but to ask, "Did you piss on the blanket in your pet taxi?"

Plz rite bk. K THX BAI!

Oedi

[billyskank]

2. Cats? Vet? I am so there!

:bounce:

[Heidi]

4. I will inform my mother-in-law

that she has a taker. :rofl: :spray:

[krispos42]

7. "Sorry, I can't. I'm getting my nads waxed..."

"...and I can only handle one screamingly painful event a day. And tomorrow my buttocks have an appointment with an icy porch step. How's Friday fo you?"

:-)

[Heidi]

9. I'll let my mother-in-law know

that you're available on Friday, and that your nether-parts will be smooth as a baby's behind. :P

[krispos42]

15. Just tell her to be gentle this time...

:P :P :P