If you can't spell 'masturbate,' you just make it seem dirty

[Oeditpus Rex]

Get it right, ya wankers. :spank:

[chknltl]

1. My step kid broke his hand

He was playen' with with another idiot that famous game: "Who can take the hardest hit on the kneecap with a clenched fist"

Yep, of course they were both drunk.

Broke his hand in 3 places.

He has a newly discovered fondness for Vicoden.

Lives with his ma. (Republican Precinct Commander)

He is 30.

And a closet freeper. (Hates Al Gore, wants to nuke Iran, swears global warming is a crock, totally down with water-boarding everyone...you know, the usual balony...I gotta love him anyway, he's my step-kid afterall!)

Really!

Ya just can't make this stuff up!

I am hoping it was 'that' hand, told him so too.

Sometimes I am just a mean little man like that I guess...

...just thought I'd share. (And hopin he ghosts through here... although if my phone rings I'll be catchin some ferocious hell)

[taterguy]

2. That happened to me and I'm not a Freeper

Good thing I'm amphibious

[chknltl]

5. You actually broke a hand....

...playing a game of who can hit their chums kneecap the hardest with a fist? I am sorry, all I could think when he told me about this the other day was, "How in the hell can a human being make it to 30 years of age physically without making it past 12 years of age mentally?" His mother, whom I rarely agree with is wondering pretty much the same thing! I am of the opinion that someone needs to see what Annheiser Bush has been puttin in their Bud Light lately! Worse yet, he IS in college, proof positive that the "No Idiot Left Behind Program" is working as bush planned!

The Doctor gave him a pretty good lecture on how delicate the human kneecap really is and made him promise to hold off on the beer while using the painkillers. I'm sorry, I know I survived some serious stupidity when I was young...but this is just beyond my comprehension. Who in their right mind would want to engage in THAT kind of insanity just for kicks?!!?? Wouldn't it have been smarter to have worked out something equally stupid with straws and spitwads? Wait a minute, he'd have wound up at an eye doctor's office for sure, I better not suggest that to him... He's 30 for Pete's sake!!!

[rug]

3. There should be rule that if you can't spell it you can't do it.

[chknltl]

4. What a nightmare for those morans at free republic !!1!

That would be too mean...funny though.