LynneSin: could you please go check and see whether Pakistan going to shit means it's the rapture?

[LeftyMom]

I need a big gas guzzler to move some furniture, and if the jesusbots disappear and leave a bunch lying around it's gonna save me loads on a rental.

[billyskank]

1. Imagine if one day all the liberals suddenly got raptured.

Wouldn't that be funny as hell.

[supernova]

2. There would be some really pissed off fundies

left behind. :7

[LeftyMom]

3. but we're all EEEVILLL!!11!

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. Heeheehee

[AllegroRondo]

12. I've always wanted to do that

Go to one of those "mega-churches", and set up the parking lot to look like the rapture had just happened during their service, but none of them were included. Some empty cars, empty sets of clothing on the ground, people outside screaming "did you just see that!"
Imagine the chaos.

[lost-in-nj]

4. I just checked it

it hasn't been updated since 12/24
it was at 159
unchanged......

wonder if it will hit 200 today...???

:scared: :scared:


lost

[Kucinich4America]

5. Believe it or not, the Rapture Ready folks are more or less CHEERING the assassination!

What would Jesus do, indeed. :puke:

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=28576


Meanwhile, in another thread, a fundie asks....

Does anyone know what the range is of the nukes in Pakistan?

This whole thing with Bhutto being assisinated has me very concerned.


And the reply is.......

















.wait for it........





















Only as far as God allows them to sis

:wtf: is WRONG with these people?? :banghead: :banghead: :rant:

[lost-in-nj]

6. Whats with the treasure chest???

i thought you weren't supposed to ask for money and jewels
and not worship golden idols.....

:shrug: :shrug:

lost

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Wouldn't Jesus say "WTF are you doing, cheering about others' suffering?"

Didn't Jesus say a thing or two about love and forgiveness?

[flvegan]

8. God killed Bhutto?

"Its all in line, but we dont know when God will take His finger off the button. What control He has, His power and majesty is being seen through these things!!"

[Deep13]

9. So Pakistan is in chaos. What's the worst that could really happen?

Oh yeah, never mind.

[LynneSin]

10. Well we won't find out til monday

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

If Bhutto happened to be in Israel when this happened I think you could be ready for free transportation, but I don't think that it happening in Pakistan will do much more than perhaps a 1pt boost. And since we've broken the 160 barrier before (ie - "Fasten your seat belts" which btw is an ironic description for the Rapturists since fastening ones seatbelt might prevent one from being rapturized) I doubt that 160 will do the trick for you - sorry.

Ironically I found a 2-year old article about the Rapture Index and it use to be 150 where you needed to "Fasten your seatbelt". I'm thinking that since 160 just isn't pushing the rapture to the edge that in a few weeks they'll up the limit to 170