Things WE learned this year

[underpants]

I think we all learned quite a lot about how to pick up guys and have anonymous sex in public bathrooms. Apparently in the North there is an intricate system of foot and hand gestures, in the south (Florida) you PAY HIM to .... HIM which I think was new to many of us.

Speaking of things that you normally don't equate with sanity needs

I think for the first time many of had to consider how to effectively deal with celebrity snailtrail. There was a furry of activity in this area this year and since I bought a car with leather seats it was something that I here-to-for never really had to consider. Now I do.

We all learned that dog fighting, actually training dogs to kill each other training them , is ongoing to an extent that is sad to even have to consider.

We learned that Robert Murray has to be one of the biggest douchebags currently consuming oxygen.

We learned that just never is a good time to cut loose a drunken elected pedophile well never a good time politically.

We learned that Paris Hilton has to do time but not Scooter Libby

What else did we learn this year?

[mikeytherat]

1. Bob Murray made "The List" this year - No. 19:

19. Robert E. Murray

Charges: A modern-day Boss Tweed who saw the Grandall Canyon mine disaster as his own personal tragedy, weeping for the cameras while he tried to cover his ass in the most ridiculous way imaginable, insisting his mine collapsed due to an earthquake that somehow went undetected by seismologists, rather than the corner-cutting, cash-wringing, dangerous practice of retreat mining. This bloated, maniacal jackass is so out of touch that he didn't seem to recognize the horrified disgust on the faces of the miners' families he coddled for the cameras, as if they weren't real people to him, just props in some insane, ego-driven PR campaign to minimize his financial liability. A caricature of industrial greed.

Exhibit A: Says Al Gore is "more dangerous than global warming."

Sentence: Buried upside down in anthracite until death, while Donald Trump stands next to his feet and gives hourly speeches about how much he cares about it.

http://buffalobeast.com/122/50mostloathsome2007.html

mikey_the_rat

[underpants]

2. Starchier than a peep booth wastebasket

:rofl:

i read that yesterday- very funny and on the money.

[matcom]

3. that Fresca is the root of all evil

Global Warming is anti-gay

Guitar Hero is child abuse

You have a sucky job ;)

[underpants]

4. How eat free at Applebee's

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=2530500

[matcom]

7. YES! That is EXCELLENT!!

:bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Ah, the glory days of DU.

:sniff: I miss it so.

[YankeyMCC]

6. "...faster than expected."

can be added to almost any previously discovered/reported dire long term forecast concerning the climate crisis.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. We learned that Britney doesn't wear underwear.

And, apparently neither does Lindsay or Paris.

[matcom]

9. neither does TM

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Unfortunately, this much is true.

Thongs. Thongs. Thongs. Like wearing fuckin' dental floss up your butt.

[DS1]

13. I'd hit it

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Pev. SHE'S A BABY!!!!!!!!!!

[DS1]

15. Dingo?

[matcom]

16. ATE

on edit: that is PAST tense

mmmmmmmm

[Midlodemocrat]

17. OMFG. You are a bad, bad man.

[underpants]

18. DING

and OH!!!!!

[underpants]

12. "celebrity snailtrail"

HeLLLOOOOOO!!!

[Deep13]

10. Even if we win, we lose. nt

[Parche]

19. Learn

10. LaraMN loves snow
9. Brittany Spears Wears Beaver Fur Coats
8. Rep Boehner is REALLY A sensitive and emotional guy
7. Lance Bass Is NOT the father of Jaime Lynn Spears Baby
6. Midlodemocrat has a lifetime All You Can Eat Coupon at Olive Garden
5. LynneSin is a Tollbooth operator in the day, and a Led Zeppelin roady at night
4. lost-in-nj was a Dictator in a previous life
3. billyskank is always out of bread
2. underpants wears boxers
1. Carrot Top is really Matcom's illigitimate offspring.

:hi:

[underpants]

21. Oooh so soo cliquey

I love it :bounce::woohoo:

[LSK]

20. the lounge can invade GD

And get away with it.