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I want to share my epiphany of tonight with you all!
Tonight I came to the answer why we have yet to travel to other, parallel universes through those wonderful and exemplary heavenly bodies called wormholes!
This startling revelation came as I looked at a slice of pumpkin bread, and there beheld the most fundamental of wonders--a miniature wormhole! Indeed, baked into the bread itself, a wormhole of no more than an 1/8 in size compelled me to theorize that wormholes are breaking out all over, primarily in baked goods, in such a size as to keep larger wormholes from forming. And since we cannot harness the energy of such a small wormhole, we are being denied access to the greater universe and the many parallel worlds beyond.
Just imagine if you will: if we could increase the size of these wormholes to human sized, what grand horizons we could explore beyond! I personally am reluctant to send out fellow creatures through these holes, so they would need to be expanded to a point where I could personally entertain the thought of exploration. Of course, with the limited budget I am on, it would take approximately 200 years before I am able to afford equipment to do this, but I am sure that if someone chooses to fund this ambitious project, it could be expedited to less than 50 years.
Of course, anyone who wants my notes--er, recipe--I will personally be happy to share with them, unless I eat it within the next couple of days.
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