I need to cash out my healthcare FSA! Who needs condoms??
Ellen Forradalom
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:02 PM
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I need to cash out my healthcare FSA! Who needs condoms?? |
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I may as well place a bulk order since I gotta use it or lose it!!
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:03 PM
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1. I am the last person who needs condoms. |
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:03 PM
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You could make balloon animals out of them |
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:04 PM
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3. They're a bit slippy for that. |
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:05 PM
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:06 PM
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7. Or GIGANTIC water balloons, haha. |
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:08 PM
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:24 PM
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12. I may not NEED condoms, but I know how to put 'em to good use in non-traditional ways! |
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:26 PM
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13. Genius, that's what you are... |
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C'mon over, we live on the 5th floor, and there's lots and lots of foot traffic down there. :evilgrin:
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:27 PM
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:03 PM
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One monogamous partner and I shoot blanks now
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:04 PM
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4. buy nice sunglasses. that's what people I know are doing |
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my step mom made my dad go get a colonoscopy simply because they had paid their levels this year towards co-pays.
Get sunglasses, not a butt-scope
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:05 PM
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5. Butt-scopes for everyone! Yay! |
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:11 PM
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9. I'll need a lot, you think you could fill the order? |
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:16 PM
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:18 PM
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11. When I needed them, I was too embarrassed to buy them... |
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Now that I don't need them, I'm fearless about buying them. LOL.
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Sat Dec-29-07 01:00 PM
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Youth is wasted on the young, isn't it?
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:32 PM
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maybe they could be donated to a school...
Jamie Lynn Spears school would not be a good one as they can afford them.
:hi:
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:43 PM
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16. Just make mine Magnums |
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and everything will go fine...
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:44 PM
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17. This thread is useless without... |
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oh, you know...
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:46 PM
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Sat Dec-29-07 11:57 AM
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23. I bet you saw that and |
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rushed right over to your pm box too...
:rofl:
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:57 PM
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:58 PM
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20. Got some for Christmas, thanks |
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Fri Dec-28-07 07:59 PM
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condominiums
Use it or lose it
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Sat Dec-29-07 12:09 PM
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Sat Dec-29-07 01:03 PM
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26. Reminds me of Willie Nelson in 'Half-Baked' |
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Reminiscing about the 60s...
"You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days?"
"How much?"
"I don't know. I... We never used them."
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