UK DUer's -- anyone here lose a 27-meter steel container?

[eppur_se_muova]

Experts are trying to identify a huge metal container that has been washed up on a beach in the Western Isles.

The tank, which is 27m high, has no markings and is thought to have fallen from a ship before being washed up on the west of Benbecula.

It was discovered by a dog walker on Poll Na Crann beach - known locally as Stinky Bay - near Griminish.

Stornoway Coastguard is using two numbers on the container to try to find out where the item has come from.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/highlands_and_islands/7164220.stm

[LeftyMom]

1. Other markings read: "Pig Crap" and "Property of Homer Simpson. No Reward." nt

[DarkTirade]

2. God damn it, I thought I tied that thing down!

Oh, wait... mine's still in the back yard. Nevermind.

[Solon]

3. Ah shit, that's my cryogenic container...

Fuck, there goes my immortality. x(

[DS1]

4. That's Limbaugh's Oxycontin vaporizer

Probably broke free of his Sarasota house during a hurricane

[leeroysphitz]

5. I've been looking for that.

[TrogL]

6. It's a grain elevator

[qwertyMike]

7. Does it Radiate?

A few years ago fishermen found and old German beacon off the coast of Newfoundland Canada.
It was still beeping, like the Sputnik.

[krispos42]

8. Oh, THAT'S where my porn stash went...

It blew off this summer. Of the roof of my car, I mean, while I was moving to my new place. Just, ah, don't open it. Or watch anything in there. Or touch anything. I'll be right there ASAP to pick it up.

[Perry Logan]

9. It's very similar. But it's not the one I lost.

[eppur_se_muova]

10. OMG -- It's from Coors -- and yes, it once held BEER.

The mystery of a huge container washed up on a beach in the Western Isles has been solved.

The 27m container has been identified as a beer fermentation tank belonging to the American brewery Coors.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/highlands_and_islands/7165151.stm