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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 05:21 PM
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Joke Thread
No dirty ones or loooooooooooong ones.
Only witty:
Like this

A Lady of the Night approaches a man and says - Give me $100 and I'll do anything you want - he gives her five $20's and says "Paint My House"

YerLuvinUncleMike
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 06:11 PM
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1. three
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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