We're watching Jesus Camp...

[bicentennial_baby]

:wow:

:popcorn:

:wow:

[sasquatch]

1. I was equally horrified/amused throughout the film

[bicentennial_baby]

2. So far I'm perpetually horrifed...

Get me the fuck out of this country... :scared:

[qwertyMike]

3. I shut it off after about 20 minutes

I almost vomited.
Mike

[bicentennial_baby]

4. I'm getting there...

I want out. These people terrify me. Damn, I love living in MA. Fuck, they are insane.

[sasquatch]

164. Relax sweetie they're in Mizzou

[Hayabusa]

167. So am I...

In a city, though.

[sasquatch]

186. Buy a Glock then

[Hayabusa]

17. LOL

Technical difficulties are the Devil's work?! LOL.

[sasquatch]

187. Yeah, nevermind electronic glitches or mechanical failure

:eyes:

[unsavedtrash]

5. I can't watch it.

I'm afraid it will look like my childhood.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

7. Me too ...

Learning about the Rapture and having people tell me that it was coming , fucked me up.

[MountainLaurel]

69. Same here

Still have nightmares about being left behind in the Rapture, and I haven't been inside a fundie church in almost 20 years.

Nonetheless, I think this sort of film is one that people NEED to see, because so many people, so many progressives especially, are unaware folks like these exist. And that is much to the peril of us all, because the extreme religious right is discounted as not having enough support or being just a few fanatics like Fred Phelps. What they don't know is that the same things Phelps says are being preached in seemingly mainstream pretty white churches.

[Fleshdancer]

6. I've got it on too

I decided I was going to watch the entire thing no matter how depressed it makes me. :scared:

[bicentennial_baby]

10. I'm trying, but I'm about to get out my passport...

I'm teaching Sniffa French during the commercials.... x(

[Fleshdancer]

13. oh don't get me wrong, my passport is ready!

and this Tory girl is a real godlitary go getter, isn't she?

The pledge of allegiance to both the flag and bible before eating lunch? Really?

[bicentennial_baby]

15. "Sometimes I dance for the flesh...I need to work on that."

:wtf:

[Fleshdancer]

21. dance for the flesh....

if that isn't the best title for a cheesy soft porn Cinemax movie, then I don't know what is.

[defendandprotect]

168. I missed that . . . what does it mean?

[bicentennial_baby]

169. Sometimes she dances like a normal teenager, that's all

Y'know, kinda sexy like..and that's bad. :crazy:

[SarahB]

8. That was disturbing. Sort of amusing, but disturbing.

:scared:

[bicentennial_baby]

11. I'm leaning towards disturbing...

I don't know if I can live in a country with these maniacs...Especially the kids, it's like the prelude to Children of the Corn. x(

[SarahB]

20. You should meet our kids.

They give me hope. Not perfect, but they've been well taught to think for themselves. However, if I knew then what I knew now and had the chance, I'd raise a family out of this country too. It's exhausting to think how I'll pay for college or them being saddled with debt (and we're educated, employed parents). Not to mention the wonderful "opportunity" of them turning into cannon fodder for various unjustifiable wars.

[defendandprotect]

170. I'm trying to discuss that with my older kids --- they don't seem to get the msg on their own!!

How do you send your kids off to live in another country?

[Skittles]

9. bb, could you give me the gist

on what exactly it is about; thanks

[bicentennial_baby]

12. It's about Fundie kids and families...

Evangelical kids who go to a fundie summer camp. Fucking yikes! :o

These kids are creepy as fuck.

[Hayabusa]

16. I don't know...

if I want to shake some sense into these people or just laugh as loud as I can. It's both frightening and comical at the same time.

[Skittles]

27. sounds like a form of child abuse

I mean, really

[bicentennial_baby]

29. Sho' nuff...

The homeschool mom was teaching them all about teh evils of evolution and such... :puke:

[proud2BlibKansan]

113. Definitely

I said this the first time I saw this film. This is child abuse. The adults in this film need to have their kids taken away.

[defendandprotect]

171. Organized patriarchal religions is child abuse ----

[Skittles]

182. the nonsense people believe

it is definitely institutionalized brain-washing

[Maraya1969]

126. You can watch trailors at Youtube

[Robeson]

14. Bless you for doing so...

...I hope you have a bless'ed evening.

[Fleshdancer]

18. ok. so now they're praying over the chairs, the electrical system,

the power point, projectors, and the microphones of the camp. Wow. Poor kids don't stand a chance.

[bicentennial_baby]

19. I'd rather get hazed in a frat...

And damn, enough hairspray? :o

[Fleshdancer]

22. ROFL!

even frat boys aren't this crazy...or this bad for the ozone.

[bicentennial_baby]

24. ...

:rofl:

[RainDog]

25. didn't you ever learn...

I grew up around ppl like this, except they didn't speak in tongues. Baptists don't like that. Evangelicals are a very large cult whose existence depends upon denying reality. Did you hear them speaking in tongues? that gibberish? after praying over the water heater?

[bicentennial_baby]

28. They're Jeebus rapping!!

And they have no rhythm!!!

x(

[RainDog]

36. It's really interesting

to get the reactions of people who didn't grow up with these nuts. To me, this is... oh, my niece. I'll tell you about her church later.

But this is waaaay extreme compared to when I was younger. I can barely stand to visit the south b/c of this. even tho this is Missouri, it's the headqtrs of ass. of god, a pentocostal church. They're using mind control techniques.

[bicentennial_baby]

38. This is straight up child abuse...

I'm kinda shocked.

[defendandprotect]

172. This Pope is supposedly taking Catholics into Evangelism . . . if I understood correctly????

[pipoman]

196. I was once told by a pentecostal preacher to start speaking in tounges

start by saying,"igottahonda, ugottahonda" then repeat, that is a true story.

[Hayabusa]

23. I don't think

that they stood a chance to even begin with.

[MountainLaurel]

74. What cracked me up about that scene

Is that the idea of praying over a space seemed very pagan to me, like going around a new house with a smoking bundle of sage and smudging the area.

[SeattleGirl]

26. Not on for a couple of hours here.

Will definitely be watching it.

[KitchenWitch]

33. What channel is it on?

[bicentennial_baby]

34. A&E

[bicentennial_baby]

37. Nothing like telling little kids that they're phonies and

hypocrites...And washing their sins away with bottled f'n water... :puke:

There really isn't a smiley to express how I feel right now.

[Fleshdancer]

30. ooooh! Here comes the Harry Potter hate!

SWEET!!!! :rofl:

I'm totally making heroes out of warlocks.

[bicentennial_baby]

31. Warlocks are enemies of gawd!!!

Harry Potter would have been put to death!! Amen!!

Fucking Christ... :rofl:

I need a Xanax.

[Fleshdancer]

35. so would Hermione be burned at the stake?

and can they really wash their hands of sin with generic bottled water? I never knew.

[bicentennial_baby]

41. I'd at least use Evian...'cause it's 'naive' spelled backwards

:D

[Fleshdancer]

44. awesome idea! we should donate a few cases

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

48. I'm in for few cases

:thumbsup: And, it has minerals too.

[moc]

43. Only Pure Life bottled water

Or so 11yo dd just informed me. ;-)

[bicentennial_baby]

45. Oh snap...

:wow:

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

50. I stand corrected, lol!

Who knew water from a Switzerland based company could wash you of your sins?

[MountainLaurel]

77. A girl with a brain, hell yes!

She's be tossed on the pire for not being submissive to the menfolk.

[Fleshdancer]

79. good point

plus she throws a mad right hook!

[Hayabusa]

32. Here we go with the Harry Potter

*chucks d20s at the TV*

[Fleshdancer]

39. wow. the blonde boy has courage for saying what he just said. eom

[Hayabusa]

49. I missed it

what did he say?

[Fleshdancer]

52. in front of the entire camp....

he admitted that believing is very hard because he can't see god and he reads the bible but doesn't believe it. he then gets on the floor and tries to pray. the rest of the room just sort of stares at him. he couldn't have been older than 9 or 10.

[Hayabusa]

75. Wow

That kid has guts

[PeaceNikki]

40. Unbelievable, but there's another documentary that's even more frightening

I made the mistake of watching it the same week I saw Jesus Camp. It's called "Fall From Grace": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0977649/plotsummary:

The first feature-length documentary to explore the hate-filled world of Rev. Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, KS. Since the mid-90s, this group has participated in nearly 25,000 anti-homosexual demonstrations around the world. With signs that say things like "God hates fags," "You're going to Hell," "Thank God for 9/11," "God hates your tears," "Thank God for dead soldiers," the small congregation of 75 members has garnered international attention, especially now that they have targeted military funerals as a venue for their picketing. 'Fall From Grace' features interviews with Rev. Phelps, other members of the church, many of its dissenters, and two members that left the church and their family behind.

My son turned this on and he literally had to stop it every 30 seconds to scream in outrage and discuss the evilness within. It's a stark reminder of why we can NOT let the fundies have a voice in secular decisions. Ever. It's on SHO On Demand right now. It's awful AWFUL AWFUL. x(

[bicentennial_baby]

42. I'll check it out, thanks

:)

[krispos42]

140. in the netflix queue n/t

[Hayabusa]

46. To be a little serious.

I loved that last scene. A storm is brewing across the area, and the kids are joking around, going through a ghost story and being normal. Then comes the coach, who quiets them down. Great scene.

[bicentennial_baby]

47. Kids will be kids, even if they are brainwashed as fuck.

I hope they all run away and start their own Children of the Corn town.

[bicentennial_baby]

51. Awww, Adam and Eve Barbies!!

With a kickass bleeding Sin/Death graphic on the computer...

Where oh where is my spirit man?! x(

[bicentennial_baby]

53. Little kids SO need to know about abortion...

So much for innocence and apple pie and all that good ol American stuff.... :puke:

[RainDog]

57. did you see the part

where the radio host was saying we didn't need to care about the enviro. etc. because Jesus is coming back in their lifetimes? We need to get the nutcases away from the levers of power. Imagine someone like that with a hand on the button....

[Fleshdancer]

54. "Mom! He looks like Harry Potter!"

as the kids at the table point at the boy. then they all talk about how they're not allowed to watch the movies.

[bicentennial_baby]

55. Er...battle cries?

I'm glad I can take 27 5 year olds in a fight, per DS1's poll... :rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

118. And the one kid admits watching them at his dad's house!

LOL

[deucemagnet]

56. Does that kid have a rat tail haircut?

Or is that technically a kiddie skullet? :shrug:

[bicentennial_baby]

59. That's a full on rat tail...

[libnnc]

62. Dig the play on Reese's

on his tee-shirt. :eyes:

[Fleshdancer]

82. no, that's a Jesus tail

women need taller hair, men need long tails. That's how you get closer to God and stuff. Duh.

[deucemagnet]

85. I stand corrected.

:)

[bumblebee1]

183. If that tail is a boy's way to Jesus,

then it's growing in the wrong direction.

[bicentennial_baby]

58. OK, I kinda want that kid's shirt...

Jesus, King of Kings, a la Reeses Peanut Butter Cups :rofl:

[Scooter24]

60. I was thinking the same thing

:rofl:

[Hayabusa]

65. Really...

WOuld Jesus and/or God really want you to break nice cups in a symbolic gesture?

[bicentennial_baby]

70. apparently God is not into recycling

x(

[libnnc]

67. Hey, you put your Jesus in my Holy Spirit!111!

No, dude, you put your Holy Spirit in my Jesus!111!

[RainDog]

106. LOLOLOL

[bicentennial_baby]

Jesus wants to put God in Iraq to speak for the government!!

Righteous government!!

[Scooter24]

61. Aw man!

I wanna smash coffe cups too! :(

[bicentennial_baby]

64. !

:rofl:

I've never wanted to punch a little kid before, but that little brown haired one... grrrrr.

[Fleshdancer]

63. WTF? now they're at a Greek wedding?

what's with all the broken dishes???

[bicentennial_baby]

66. How wasteful!!

Jeebus doesn't want little kids to cry about freakin lions of Judah... :wtf:

[Fleshdancer]

76. I know!

a world without coffee cups means a world without coffee and we all know a world without coffee is a world without god...atleast it feels that way at 6am.

[RainDog]

68. Jesus Camp=Jim Jones/Guyana

[bicentennial_baby]

72. This means WAR! This means WAR!

Are you going to fight it?!!!

:wow:

:crazy:

[deucemagnet]

80. "Who wants to die for Jesus?"

You'd swear he just asked, "Who wants ice cream?" x(

[RainDog]

88. Jihad it to the max, baybeeeeee

[bicentennial_baby]

90. They scare me more than Islamic fundies, by far...

:crazy:

[Scooter24]

71. Ok why am I hearing Toto's Africa

when watching those kids in the green face paint twirl those big sticks? :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

73. !

:rofl:

[Scooter24]

78. Phew I needed this commercial

good time to grab a beer :D

[Scooter24]

81. omg I thought those two were brother and sister!

:rofl:

then the one in the white turned around! m'bad!

Where is this camp at again?

[bicentennial_baby]

84. Missouri

[proud2BlibKansan]

127. The camp is in ND

The kids are from a church in MO.

There is a talibornagain state senator from that town in MO and I think this is his church.

[ikojo]

188. I think the camp has closed now.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003365311_jesuscamp08.html

The summer camp featured in the documentary "Jesus Camp," which includes scenes with disgraced preacher Ted Haggard, will shut down for at least several years because of negative reaction sparked by the film, according to the camp's director.

"Right now we're just not a safe ministry," Becky Fischer, the fiery Pentecostal pastor featured in "Jesus Camp," said Tuesday.

-snip-

For the last three years, Fischer has rented a campground in Devils Lake from the Assemblies of God, one of the largest national churches in the Pentecostal movement. But Fischer said she was asked not to return after vandals broke windows and caused $1,500 in damage at the campground in October.

[proud2BlibKansan]

194. Good

I am sorry someone vandalized the camp but that woman is a freak and should be nowhere near children.

[libnnc]

86. Okay this is where it really gets freaky-deaky

Laying hands on the cardboard Chimp!

:crazy:

LOONEY TUNES!!

[Scooter24]

83. WOOHOO!! Dubya!

:rofl:

Edit: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hayabusa]

89. So damn funny...

Stomach hurts... Must have eaten the spiritual candy instead of the meat.

[bicentennial_baby]

Nuttin like speaking in tongues over a Bush cardboard cut out

:rofl:

[Scooter24]

91. I needed a tissue for that part

the tongues...my god the film editors probably had to take a break after that.

[Fleshdancer]

87. HOLY HELL!!!! talking to a Bush cardboard cut out???

praying for the cardboard cut out? are you f*cking kidding me???

need more wine.

[bicentennial_baby]

92. In tongues, no less...

And protoplasm, whatever that is...

Jeebus was a good teenager, yep.

[libnnc]

94. Here comes the abortion talk

[Fleshdancer]

99. that's just a waste of tongue if you ask me

but since we're on the topic of speaking in tongues, does it sound like the elven language used in Lord of the Rings to you too?

[bicentennial_baby]

100. Ding!

I did notice a LoTR copy on the table at the homeschool house. Hmmmm

[Scooter24]

102. You sure it wasn't a copy of Narnia?

:P

[bicentennial_baby]

103. Nope, Tolkein, all the way

:o

[proud2BlibKansan]

133. I saw that too

Hmmm is right.

[RainDog]

95. no, that was a graven image (idol, in fundie OT speak)

well, I guess those kids are going to hell after that....

[Fleshdancer]

93. would it be too presumptious to see this red shirt "life" guy and think:

pedophile?

:hide:


Bad Gloria. Bad.

[bicentennial_baby]

97. Um, what's with the taping the kids' mouths?!

And yeah, how many of these kids will end up having premarital sex? Hmmmm?

I'm glad I'm drinking or else I'd be :puke:

[Scooter24]

96. Awww

they are getting plastic fetus ornaments as a take-home gift!

[Hayabusa]

98. That Levi...

He's going to end up killing people. I just know it...

[bicentennial_baby]

101. Charles Whitman redux

Yep.

[AlCzervik]

104. i'm going to try and stay awake until 10 so i can watch it, hmm Jesus Camp vs. Nyquil?

i have the liquid caps so i don't even have to taste the green death.

[bicentennial_baby]

107. Jeebus Camp, you won't regret it...

It's f'n whacked. Better than GDP, by far :popcorn:

[AlCzervik]

110. i wish i had some weed.

i bet jcc would be a mind fuck if i was high, i expect it to scare me being sober.

[bicentennial_baby]

117. Same here...it's rough

x(

[Fleshdancer]

105. THANK GODDESS FOR COMMERCIALS

my heart goes out to the poor souls who watched this all the way through with no breaks and/or alcohol. :scared:

[bicentennial_baby]

108. It's baaaaaack!

:D

[Fleshdancer]

111. I like this guy on the radio

who is that?

[bicentennial_baby]

109. Who's this Air America Ring of Fire guy?

I'm intrigued.

[libnnc]

112. Mike Papantonio

co-hosts with RFK Jr.

He's pretty cool.

[bicentennial_baby]

115. Just Wiki'd him, nice...

:thumbsup:

[deucemagnet]

114. That's Mike Papantonio. n/t

[RainDog]

116. TED'S CHURCH!! Pastor Meth of the Holy Prostitute

[Hayabusa]

121. And the slightly

homoerotic Christian song!

[bicentennial_baby]

122. Haggard!!! w00t!

A better fitting name I've never seen... :rofl:

[libnnc]

129. I forgot that teh Tedster was in this

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

148. Teddy's appearance in Richard Dawkins' The Root of All Evil is better, in terms of craziness

He comes off enormously concieted, more than a little nuts, and really, really, really, really femme. And I think he's high as fuck, 'cause his wormy little lips keep moving when he's not talking.

[Fleshdancer]

119. I had no idea Colorado Springs had the largest concentration of evangelical churches in the country

this surprises me.

[bicentennial_baby]

128. I did know that, unfortunately, due to this book:

[Fleshdancer]

134. that looks like a fun book!

I'll have to check it out...being a happy sinner and all. :D

[bicentennial_baby]

136. It's wicked funny, and pretty cheap!

It's given us many, many laughs :rofl:

[Strelnikov_]

120. I'm feelin it . . I'm feelin it . . . ohmygodohmygod unna dooma biita

Oh, please, Lord deliver that long overdue stroke to Becky (fat female Goebbels) so she can ascend to behold the wonder of Jaysus.

[deucemagnet]

123. Oh! Ted Haggard!

What does the bible say about male hookers and crystal meth?

[krispos42]

124. Hope you're buzzed on something

It helps, I think.

[Fleshdancer]

125. HAHAHA!!!! Hi Ted! How's the hot gay whore sex going???

asshole hypocrite.

[bicentennial_baby]

131. I think I know what you did last night...Send me a 1000 dollars

and I won't tell your wife!! :rofl:

As if!

[Fleshdancer]

132. and I'll use it for my own secrets but don't tell MY wife!!

:rofl:

[rug]

130. This is better than the Giants and Patriots.

[NoAmericanTaliban]

135. don't pick on poor ol Ted - he went to rehab is no longer a homo

according to some of his followers. It's amazing what rehabs can do now-a-days :)

[Fleshdancer]

139. Rehab rocks! Ted is straight, Mel is a friend of Israel, Lohan has clear nostrils...

rehab cures all! :bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

137. Levi! Watch out for Ted!!!

:scared:

And cut off that f'n rat tail... :eyes:

[RainDog]

138. OH SNAP! Ted. Jealous much? Levi rulz

[Fleshdancer]

141. I know who that guy is now! He's that coach character from Mad TV!

:bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

143. !

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RainDog]

142. blood of jesus, abortion, red tape over the mouth, sin, sin, sin

[bicentennial_baby]

144. If only they'd keep the tape on...

I wanna punch that little girl, damnit.

"Martyr! Martyr! Martyr!...It's really cool..." :crazy:

[deucemagnet]

145. Martyr! Martyr!

Yep. They're totally different than the Taliban. :crazy:

[bicentennial_baby]

146. Now with more whiteness!

:D

[Fleshdancer]

147. Ok, so taking a drink every time I'm appalled is apparently not the best way to watch this documenta...

I'm f*cking drunk. Morning is going to seriously suck.

[bicentennial_baby]

150. Animal rights people! Eat your hearts out!

We're comin' to getcha!!! :o

I need another beer...Jeebus Christ.

[Fleshdancer]

152. You know, that doesn't even make sense. Animal rights people don't eat hearts.

just sayin'

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

153. Touche!!

:rofl: You and Becky...cage match!!!

[LeftyMom]

180. I don't eat hearts. I save them for my sweetie's pibbles, along with the blood of the innocent. nt

[Hayabusa]

149. We are scared of these kids.

but not in the way you're thinking, lady. I'm worried that I'll be freakin' executed because I ate a chicken breast Friday.

[bicentennial_baby]

151. Don't worry, they'll all have premarital sex

and drink and turn on good ol Becky soon enough :D

[Hayabusa]

154. So...

They'll grow a brain by puberty. That's good to hear.

[bicentennial_baby]

158. We can only hope...

My lil bro used to be one...I learned him good. He's normal now :D

[Fleshdancer]

155. the whole "dance for the flesh" girl will be wrapping herself around a pole in no time

certainly I'm not the only person who thinks this. ;)

[bicentennial_baby]

159. Yeah, she needs to work on that...

Work it girl! :rofl:

[RainDog]

161. lap dances for jesus. dancing in fuckin' flesh!

[bicentennial_baby]

162. Hmmm, chiquita got no traction with her

supposed 'muslims' :rofl:

[RainDog]

156. equal freedom is going to destroy us???

racist much?

[bicentennial_baby]

160. Them? Nevah!!!

As long as you buy into the culture of hate and delusion, you're a-ok! :crazy:

[bicentennial_baby]

157. No equal freedom! Xtians rool!!

Go Becks! You're a champion for Jeebus! :woohoo:

She gives the God Warrior a run for her munny, yessir.

[Fleshdancer]

163. I see the little brunette and I think of the movie Juno I saw earlier today

yep, I can see this one knocked up at 16.

[bicentennial_baby]

165. Ha! Exactly!

I want to see that movie soon :)

Thanks for a great thread :hi:

[Fleshdancer]

166. no, thank you!

it's your thread and I don't think I could have survived the movie without it!

go watch Juno. It's funny and cute.

[bicentennial_baby]

173. A huge thank you to GloriaSmith and all others for making this thread

AWESOME!!! I could not have made it through the film without you! You guys rock! :bounce:

[fairfaxvadem]

174. Did anyone notice the Israeli flag early on??

It was the "I dance for the flesh" girl's family, she had the My Dad is in the Army t-shirt, I think?? And then while they are saying those "modified" allegiance/prayer, one of them was holding an Israeli flag, and Dad is serving in the US Army? Did I catch that right?

I found that whole scene just baffling.

[RainDog]

175. yes. I meant to mention that

-- those prayers, to the christian flag and on the bible, have been part of evangelical stuff for decades. who knows when it started, I don't.

when I was younger, my good friend's mother would not start driving the car until she had prayed for our safety. outloud.

[fairfaxvadem]

177. I had no idea about any "christian" flag

A lot of the stuff in this movie was very alien to this lapsed-Catholic. I know that there are charismatics among the Catholic faith, and fair enough, folks can teach their kids whatever they want, but hopefully many of these kids will listen to their own hearts AND heads, and decide for themselves at some point and not just be "robots" for Jesus. That can't make the Almighty terribly happy, considering his emphasis on free will and all that.

I'll bet that praying before driving bit was a trip. :)

[RainDog]

179. yeah, also charismatic catholics

the only times I ever had to say the pledge of allegiance to the christian flag and the bible were when I was in vacation bible school. I stopped going to VBS when I was about 8. I hated it.

[bicentennial_baby]

176. Yep....what was up with that?!

:wtf:

Oh wait...I know. :crazy:

[BreweryYardRat]

178. Didn't know it was on, and I'm glad I didn't watch it.

I'd have been tempted to throw something heavy into the TV screen.

Fundamentalists do the devil's work for him.

[SeattleGirl]

181. Just coming on on the West coast.

Someone hold me!

:scared:

[bumblebee1]

184. I have an idea for a follow up film.

In about 10-20 yrs, do a follow up on these kids. The film should be along the lines of "Where are They Now?" It would be interesting to see how many of these kids will still have the same beliefs that are being preached in this camp.

[LynneSin]

190. I would pay money to see that film - 10 years later

I'm guessing at least one kid will be hooked on crank
Another kid will either be a teenage mom (or created a teenage mom)
One kid will probably turn out the way their parents wanted them to be, we need one happy ending.

[RedStateShame]

193. I predict FleshDance will become a cool teen, and here's how it happens:

Random person: Hey, what's that loud music you're blaring out your system?

FleshDance: It's Christian metal. It's totally awesome!!

Random person: Well, maybe you'd be interested in this, then.

Random person hands FleshDance copy of Black Sabbath's "Master of Reality" album.

Coolness achieved.

[judaspriestess]

185. I woke my SO up to record it on the DVR

so I can watch it later. Been wanting to watch this for a long time.
C-A-N-T W-A-I-T

[LynneSin]

189. The homeschooling scenes disturbed me

Now I'm not here to criticize homeschooling, but if that's the type of education you're gonna provide your kid - get those kids in a school STAT.

I would love for the director to do a "Where are they now" on these kids. My guess is half of them will either be heading towards rehab or very early marriage

[HughBeaumont]

191. Yeah, that bunch is FUCKED.

Those poor, POOR kids. What a buncha fundamentalpatient bullshit. Jesus Christ would kick these nuts in the butt. Becky Fisher and her minions are pathetic tools.

It's pretty bad when your 11 year old (at the time) watches it and is half frightened/half dumbfounded . . . especially the speaking in tongues to the Failure Fuhrer effigy, homeschooling for dumbfucks and blessing the pews.

[WolverineDG]

192. My personal fave

"I'm so glad Galileo gave up science for God." Or something. I just wanted to smack him & his mom for believing the sun revolves around the earth. What a bunch of ignoramuses. :eyes:

dg

[grateful581]

195. Watched it last night on A & E

All I Can say is WOW!
Evangelicals are definitely the American Taliban.