50 Most Loathsome People in America 2007 by The Beast

[roguevalley]

http://www.buffalobeast.com/122/50mostloathsome2007PF.html

37. Mitt Romney

Charges: America's first clip-art presidential candidate, Romney is a strange mixture of game show host looks and android charm. A true flip-flopper, Romney's ability to turn on an ideological dime is unparalleled, but his excuses are so inauthentic that even Republicans have trouble suspending their disbelief.

Exhibit A: "You can't have freedom without religion, and you can't have religion without freedom."

Sentence: Strapped to the roof of his family car, which his dog attempts to drive across the country, but crashes horribly (because dogs can't drive, of course). Romney's flesh burns off in the ensuing fire, revealing him to be a standard protocol droid set to world domination mode. Narrowly edged out of primary race by Huckabee.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. The Chris Matthews entry is priceless

"Calling his show 'Hardball' is like rechristening ping-pong 'Thermonuclear Warfare.'"

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