Silence Of The Lambs - scenario quiz

[Bundbuster]

(on Cinemax now & later tonite / I don't know how to do polls)

Which character would you LEAST like to spend an evening with?

1) Hannibal the cannibal
2) Dr. Chilton
3) Miggs
4) Buffalo Bill
5) Senator Martin
6) Catherine and her poodle
7) Robb is a dingbat

PUT THE LOTION IN THE F**KING BASKET!

[bigwillq]

1. Buffalo Bill

That guy scared the shit out of me

[Bertha Venation]

2. Dr. Chilton.

Couldn't take that smarmy bastard hitting on me -- and you know he would, because I'm a woman. I'd wind up in prison for cold-cocking the prick.

I could handle Buffalo Bill. I'm too big for him to use for his suit, and my hair's too short. He wouldn't want me.

[Bundbuster]

3. I dunno, Bertha

Remember, Buffalo Bill liked his wimmin' BIG.

I'm with you, though - Dr. Chilton was a fucking creep. I'd smack him down just for breathing.

[Bertha Venation]

4. he liked 'em "big" - yeah....

Size 14 if I remember correctly. That's not quite that BIG, it really isn't.... the average American woman is size 12-14.

Trust me, the woman who played his victim, Catherine, was bigger than a 14. I'd say 18.

And yes, I'm too big for him. ;)

I much better liked the book's version of how Starling handled Chilton in the hospital. When he says "maybe you could've told me this in my office and saved me the trip" -- in the movie she feeds his ego and says "but then I wouldn't have had your company" -- but in the book, she says "If you had briefed me in your office I would have known to tell you." (Paraphrase -- you get the idea.)

[Bundbuster]

5. Silence Of The Thread

Does the echoing in here mean that some of you would enjoy a night with Miggs?

[Spirochete]

6. Miggs

Chilton would annoy the hell out of me too, so he's second. Lecter and Buffalo Bill are too weird.

If I can't have Clarice Starling, then Robb is a dingbat.

[Bundbuster]

7. As Hannibal told her:

"Sorry I can't talk now, Clarice - I'm having an old friend for lunch."

Guess we don't have Dr. Chilton to kick around any more.

[xcentrik]

8. Definitely Dr. Chilton.

At least Hannibal had manners.

[AlFrankenFan]

9. Dr. Chilton

he creeps me out....the pervert.