Surprising email from Shrub luvin' brother-in-law . . .

[TeeYiYi]

 
Maybe he's finally having a change of heart? :shrug:



RESUME of

                               George W. Bush

                       !   The White House, USA



>

>EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

>

>LAW ENFORCEMENT

>I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the

>influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's

>license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost"

and is not available.

>

>MILITARY


>I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take

a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the

Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

>

>COLLEGE

>I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a

cheerleader.

>

>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE

>I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business

in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any

oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took

Land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our right-wing

Friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected

Governor of Texas.

>

>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

>I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making

>Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston

>re! placed Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I ! cut

taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed

money.

>I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American

>history. With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my

>father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after

losing by over 500,000 votes.

>

>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT

>I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a

criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of

over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest

annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My

>"poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named

after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by a U.S.

>President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving

the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign

contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest

corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.

>Supreme Court during my election decision. I've protected my friends at

>Enron and Halliburton against investigation o! r prosecution. More time

and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has

been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene

when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S.

history.

>I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in

the history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human

>Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspector access to U.S.! "prisoners of war" detainees

And thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors

(during the 2002 U.S. election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.

After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst

Security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the

World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the

Most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world

>history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to

>simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),

shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in US history to order an unprovoked, preemptive

Attack and the military >occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against

The will of the United >Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the

World community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support

A cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families-in

wartime.

>In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for

attacking Iraq, and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my

>presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

>

>RECORDS AND REFERENCES


>All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's

>library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are

Sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy

>policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

____________

TYY

[burrowowl]

1. Or he is saying

that any monied a$$hole can be president.