Fight Club Question - If you could fight someone famous, who would it be?

[ShaneGR]

I'd fight John Wayne

[gmoney]

1. Anyone who ignores the first two rules of Fight Club

*pow!*

[Broken_Hero]

2. hmm,

either Ben Affleck, or Bruce Lee....

[LynzM]

3. Bill O'Reilly

I'd kick that sad motherfucker's ass. :evilgrin:

[MrMickeysMom]

21. Beat him with a LOOFA!

:popcorn: I'll watch ...

[redqueen]

4. Ann Coulter.

Or any other rightwing blowhard I could handle.

[MrMickeysMom]

6. Damn... that was mine...

Maybe we could just watch her blow herself up real good...heh-heh

[redqueen]

7. Tag team!

You and me against Coulter and Malkin.

How about that?

[MrCoffee]

8. i'll be in my bunk

[MrMickeysMom]

12. OMFG...

Couldn't I imagine that steel cage match...

Too bad I can't find that fish mouth face that KO uses for Malkin whenever she makes "worst".. HAH!

[redqueen]

17. This one?

:evilgrin:

[MrMickeysMom]

19. GAAAAAHHHH!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Please... I'm so weak...

[WorseBeforeBetter]

45. She'd snap like a twig in seconds.

O'Lielly would be pretty easy, too: just distract him with a falafel, then knee him in the nuts.

[KamaAina]

5. The first rule of Fight Club is,

we don't post about Fight Club in the Lounge! :P

[swag]

9. Ralph Nader

[MrCoffee]

10. damn, that's so good, it should have been mine

[nadine_mn]

11. Scalia...hell give me all 9 Justices

[MrMickeysMom]

13. You could beat fat Tony with one arm around your back...

whilst administering blunt head trauma with chief Nazi John Robert's eyeballs!

[flvegan]

14. Send Fred Phelps my way.

I think I can take him fairly easily.

[krispos42]

42. I think you could take on most people fairly easily!

So I'll stand by with a hockey stick and smack the ones that try to run away back towards you.

:-)

[puerco-bellies]

15. Tucker Carlson

Oh my god, would I give him a thorough beatdown.

Edited because I'm dyslexic

[MrMickeysMom]

20. That reminds, me... A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

Sorry, I couldn't stop myself. I have a bunch of these types of one liners tonight...

[rug]

16. Erik Prince, weapons of my choice.

[DS1]

18. Gilligan

[Greyskye]

22. Woody Allen

I would so kick his ass. :evilgrin:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

23. Mohammed Ali.

Dude's got Parkinsons.

I couldn't lose, then I'd have knocked out the champ.

[puerco-bellies]

24. Umm... wow

.. wow.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

25. I know, huh?

I'd have to surprise him though. Ring his doorbell then sucker punch him when he opens the door.

[puerco-bellies]

26. .

:wow: :spray:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

27. On second thought, it's probably not a good idea.

I wouldn't want to be getting out of the shower one morning to find an vengeful Mohammed Ali standing on my bathmat who'd then precede to knock me cold.

[petronius]

31. It would probably be a vengeful Laila Ali who tracked you down

So at the end, it would be a bit of a catch-22: you'd have knocked out the champ, but you'd also have been beaten up by a girl...

[trof]

28. Richard "I am not a crook" Nixon

I would
Whip. His. Ass.

[SPKrazy]

29. Limbaugh

I'd wipe the floor up with that oxycontin soaked fat ass piece of shit

[MrMickeysMom]

32. I hear that's a good cleaner...

One part oxycontin, two parts piece of shit. Of course, you'd have to factor in the cigars from the Dominican Republic...

[Z_I_Peevey]

30. Judith Regan.

If I did it, I would kick her ass.

[Lisa]

33. slap-fight with Karl Rove!

And if he tries to fight dirty (which he probably will), I have one of these set to go.

[Ahpook]

34. Grandpappy Bush

I just want a shot at his nuts with a baseball bat to sterilize the SOB:)

Guess a time machine in is order as well? :)

[Hotler]

35. Grover Norquist, and when I'm done with his ass...

I'd be hoping to bump into Bill Kristol and then........

[Adsos Letter]

36. Sandra Bullock...

as long as it was that there Greek style wrasslin'...you know, coated in olive oil...

:D

[Kutjara]

37. Dakota Fanning.

I might stand a small change of beating her...if she spots me a couple of free punches first.

[leeroysphitz]

38. Eleanor Roosevelt

There can be only ONE.

[Generic Brad]

39. Hume Cronin

I think I could take him. He is dead, isn't he?

[NightWatcher]

40. the Wendy's Guy

[Fire Walk With Me]

41. I've always wanted to beat the tar out of Finnegan.

[Ivan Sputnik]

43. Kevin Martin

I don't know how "famous" he is, but he's the head of the FCC. I saw him on TV recently, during the congressional hearings on deregulation, and there was something about him that just made me want to beat the crap out the twirp. But, alas, I'm non-violent.

[Rosemary2205]

44. I'd like to rassle George Clooney to the floor.

Did I say that out loud? :blush:

[Spirochete]

46. Stephen Hawking

I'd stand a reasonable chance of winning that one.

[RadiationTherapy]

47. Jim Morrison

Sober up you fuck!!

[driver8]

48. I would love to punch Karl Rove in the face.

I'm afraid that once I started, I wouldn't be able to stop!

[LibraLiz1973]

49. Barbara Bush

[PhiBetaCretin1]

50. Stephen Colbert

just for laughs :rofl:

[MilesColtrane]

51. Hemingway

Mariel, not Ernest.

[SteppingRazor]

52. Norman Mailer in his prime, or maybe Ernest Hemingway. n/t

[BB1]

53. George W. Bush

but only if Famous can be replaced by Notoirity. And I'd like to fight him at my place (too close to The Hague for comfort, I'm sure...)

[NaturalHigh]

54. Hulk Hogan

Oh, how I hate Hulk Hogan.