Things I learn in GD and GD-P

[KitchenWitch]

Apparently if you live in a red state, you should not bother to vote at all because blue votes are not counted.

:wtf:

[LSK]

1. and Iowa wants to be cool

[KitchenWitch]

2. *snerk*

:spray:

[Dr. Strange]

3. I read something about some guy named McGurkin...

He's affiliated in some way with the Obama campaign. I don't remember, though, because there was just the one thread on it.

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

4. Sometimes there is a bit too much jerkin the gherkin in there!

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

6. I think I'm going to have to lock this thread!

jerkin the gherkin?

I'm too :scared: to do a google search!

[redqueen]

5. If you post something that someone else disagrees with

you are a horrible person and should be burned at the stake, because you are nasty and rude and only lowering the "debate" (I put "debate" in quotes, cause... well... read GDP and you'll see).

[KitchenWitch]

7. I have been reading GD-P

x(

I am evil and people hate me.

[redqueen]

9. I'm single-handedly causing the media to ignore Edwards!

:(

[KitchenWitch]

Gawds, you are better than I thought!

If only you would use your power for good!

:crazy:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

15. I'm just a moron in GD. I aspire to be evil someday.

:rofl:
:hi:

[LynneSin]

8. Joe Biden personally wrote and implemented the Bankruptcy bill all on his own

:grr:

[KitchenWitch]

10. Wow, he would appear to be almost as powerful as the Clenis!

:wow:

[madinmaryland]

11. You're right. He had some help from Lieberman.

:grr:

[From The Ashes]

12. I think it's a shame...

...that i have a question, more of a curiosity really. And I'm afraid to pose it, because they'll descend like jackals upon me. :scared: I shouldn't be afraid to ask a question, dammit!

[redqueen]

14. Eh, ask your question... ignore the ignoramuses.

There should be at least a few non-kneejerking types around to answer it instead of accusing you of being a freeper, idiot, unemployed person (aren't they the WORST?) or anything else.

:hi:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

13. I learned that Obama supported the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act.

And thereforre I should support Clinton.

With concrete logic like that, how can I afford not to?