City slicker and a country boy were walking down the road

[Bake]

They see a dog off to the side of the road, just lying there licking his balls.

City slicker says, "I wish I could do that!"

Country boy says, "That dog'd BITE YOU!"

Bake

[Blue-Jay]

1. alternate punchline...

Don't you think you oughtta pet him first?

[flvegan]

2. City slicker says, "Oh, you have personal experience?"

[Ptah]

3. Country boy says, no,

"I saw it happen to your brother."

[flvegan]

4. City slicker says, "yeah, but when you promised him the hummer of his life,

how could he not attempt such a dare."

[Ptah]

5. Country boy retorted,"If he had survived and collected,

he would have never gone back to women."