Why do we allow these left-handed freaks on DU?

[Robb]

I'm KIDDING, KIDDING!!!!! :D

I joke, I kid.... because I LOOOOOVE!! :loveya:







Man, lefties are so uptight. :silly:
(ducks)
:evilgrin:

[Cuban_Liberal]

1. *left-handed smack upside your head*

:P

[Bertha Venation]

2. because dingbats need diversity

;)

[Broadslidin]

3. What Did You Say?

Doesn't "no kidding" really mean birth control...!

[Occulus]

4. oh my god

that's funny. LOLOL

[jus_the_facts]

5. Oh yeah.....we'll just see about that.....

*south paw boils yer little sig bunny*:freak: :evilgrin:

[kimchi]

6. Everyone knows only lefties are in their right minds!

So THERE!

[gator_in_Ontario]

7. next thing you know they'll be wanting to get married.....n/t

[Robb]

9. The republic is doomed!

Hee hee hee... :D

[RebelOne]

8. You better be kidding or I will hunt you down.

I am a leftie and it is a known fact that left-handers are more intelligent.

[Barad Simith]

10. That's actually NOT true

The University of Washington did a comprehensive study in the spring of 1998 which showed that a vast majority of left-handed people are intellectually-challenged.

The study went on to state that right-handers tend to have an overabundance of empathy and kindness, and are therefore disinclined to let the left-handers in on this little secret.

Sorry.

[bobthedrummer]

11. Because we are way cool.

In the early 70's I used to spar with a Golden Gloves boxer named Bob Parker who was a rightie and a whole lot bigger than me.
He seldom got the best of me and even though he had significant reach and height advantages my natural moves as a leftie often confused him as well as leading with my right while moving right.