HEH! Latest Barrage Of SPAM - They Want To Ordain ME As A Minister!

[matcom]

:D

anyone else getting hit with this stuff? or is i just Me - MATCOM - whom they want as a Minister? They tell me that in just 48 hours, I can start MARRYING people and STUFF!!

OK DUers! STEP RIGHT UP AND BE MARRIED AT MATCOM'S ALTER!! :D

:bounce:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. I'm jealous!

Wish I'd get spam like that. I already AM an ordained minister! :)

[Paragon]

2. Phil Stubbs became a reverend over the internet

(Only meaningful to people who watched the series finale of Ed last night.)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. ANYONE can become an ordained minister on the Internet

If they want to. It's nothing unusual about it today. I heard on the radio today that you can enter to win a contest to go to Lake Tahoe to get COURTNEY LOVE of all people to marry you. Apparently she's ordained now. Isn't that fucked up!?
Duckie

[mouse7]

4. So am I.

Maybe you're just behind the times, matcom.

http://www.ulc.org/

[DS1]

5. I AM an ordained minister

I have the certificate to prove it.

No, really.

[mouse7]

8. Just get ordained free at website, and download ordination pdf

Go to the ulc website, get ordained for free, download the free ordination papers pdf, print them out, do a wedding. Pretty simple, actually.

[Champion Jack]

9. Me too, 2 different Churches...

[LynneSin]

6. You just want us on our knees praying

:eyes:

[DS1]

7. He's not ordaining the bar!

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Pfagh. Sure, and it's taken me fricking 10 years

of schooling, interning, training and other.

But I've gotten those emails, too.

Actually, as far as the gov. is concerned, in terms of getting license to do weddings, there's very little requirement. The whole church/state separation thing means that solong as you can say you have a "religion", and that you are "ordained" in it, you can be licensed.

[brokensymmetry]

11. So, Rev. Matcom...

can you grant absolution of my sins? Believe me, I need it! :evilgrin:

[trof]

12. GOPHER IT!

The Right...NO...Left Reverend Matcom.
Church of the Universal Everything.
Marriages, funerals, bat/bar mitzvahs, exorcisms, confessions, annulments, adoptions, stonings and excommunications While-U-Wait.

I think you're ON to something here.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. And don't forget - Brisses!!!!!

I wanna see Matcom as a Mohil.

[trof]

14. Boy, that cuts to the quick.

ouchie

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Just don't tell the people who are militantly against the practice

they might get their underwear all bundled up

[Syncronaut Seven]

15. I'm a minister in the ULC!

Immediately declared marijuana as our most sacred of sacraments. ;)

[VOX]

17. Hmm...SPAM to be a minister? Cool! Do you have to wear a patch?

Or send money right away?

Bless you, Rev. matcom! :toast:

[mouse7]

18. You laugh, but it's a guaranteed resident visa in EU and Canada

You're pretty much guaranteed a resident visa into Canada or any EU country if you are applying as a member of the clergy.

If Dumbya gets reelected, and things continue to go downhill, it's a ticket out.

[SoCalDem]

19. Oooh... Reverend Matcom..

Has a nice ring to it :)