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Edited on Sat Feb-07-04 07:57 PM by Rumpole
Today I've been told that:
Bush needs more time to dismantle Hilary Clinton's national health program;
The Constitution allows the President to appoint his successor in time of war (and, of course, this is a time of war);
It's illegal for government workers to publically criticize the President;
Bush was a decorated Air Force fighter pilot in Viet Nam;
Bush also landed a fighter on a carrier at sea after we won the Iraq war, just like he did as a Navy pilot;
People never criticized Clinton the way they criticize Bush;
When Clinton bombed Iraq, Iraqis dragged the dead pilots through the streets; and
Bush went on the radio to call Rush Limbaugh a "national treasure".
What's wrong with me? Was I behind the door when they passed out the lobotomies?
On edit: forgot about Bush's service as a military pilot.
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