Going to the store

[SPKrazy]

anyone need anything?

:hi:

[graywarrior]

1. Buy me a gun.

[SPKrazy]

6. a stun gun

no real guns for you, the background check for you would fail :P

[graywarrior]

17. Hmmmm. Another failure.

[SPKrazy]

22. awww....

hey i know a guy... no background checks or anything...

well, whatcha think?

:hi:

[graywarrior]

23. Does he sell gadgets out of the trunk of his 1988 Caddy?

[SPKrazy]

27. shhh....

don't talk so loud, 'k?

[graywarrior]

38. Why not? My brother does the same thing. Bwaahahahahahaha!!!

:rofl:

Not really. I have no idea what he does.

[SPKrazy]

39. Hey, is your brother

uhm, never mind


I don't think this is your brother

;)

[graywarrior]

40. My brother is in a class of his own, trust me.

I'm afraid to be seen with him he's so out there.

[SPKrazy]

42. hmmm....

well, if he can get you a gun


lemme know

so I stay far away from you :P

j/k

:hi:

[graywarrior]

43. He can get me a cannon.

[SPKrazy]

45. with a cannon

who needs a gun

:scared:

no wonder your duck is scared :P

[graywarrior]

47. Tell me about it.

Of course, my bro hides in plain sight, so he could be anywhere. If you see a 6 foot dude with hair to his waist and wearing all black...run. Oh yeah, he looks like a crazed James Brolin.

[SPKrazy]

49. OMG

a crazed James Brolin

:shrug:

:yoiks:

[lost-in-nj]

2. chocolate

I'm having a pity party cus I am getting sick.....
and chocolate cures everything...

thanks
lost

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

7. I'll get you all the chocolate you want

then will you come over and get it? Or do you want me to deliver :evilgrin:

[Parche]

3. YES YES YES YES

:rofl: :hi: :popcorn:

[texanwitch]

4. In that order?

If you drink all that beer you might not be able to use the trojans.

[SPKrazy]

10. He's just gonna fill them with Heineken

and throw them at his neighbors anyhow :P

[Parche]

15. if i drink all that

I guarantee you i WILL be able too......:rofl: :rofl:

:hi: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

18. yeah as water balloons

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

5. Oh what a night!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

Oh yeah, thats right


This is your air supply "sweet dream"


lost



:spray: :spray:

[SPKrazy]

12. I'm lost, lost

but

:rofl:

:hi:

[texanwitch]

16. Now that song will be in my head.

Good days.

[SPKrazy]

30. mine too

oh what a night, late december back in 63

http://youtube.com/watch?v=liyiT_DGREA

[Parche]

19. who invited you GORN

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:hi:



I WIN AGAIN....................AND AGAIN
I AM ON A WINNING STREAK WITH YOU


found invite

[SPKrazy]

9. Busy Guy...

guess the emergent-c is to build your stamina? :shrug:


:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

8. Something to drown my sorrows.

I think I'm gonna go for the hard stuff...

Chocolate milk, please.

[SPKrazy]

13. Okay choco milk

:shrug:

[lost-in-nj]

50. is that with

regular milk or 1%....

sorry your upset


:hi:

lost

[DarkTirade]

51. Normally I go for 2%... but what the hell.

Today... regular.

And no cutting me off just because I've had too much... I can quit drinking chocolate milk any time I want!

[SPKrazy]

52. well just hook up the chocolate cow for you

:P

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

11. Patience

kthanxbai.

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

14. uhm... patience?

kthanxbai :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

20. What?

You mean you can't get that at the store? Darn...

[SPKrazy]

25. I'll look

kthanksbai

[Parche]

34. Are You Im patient?

:shrug: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

36. i thought she said she was an in patient

:shrug:


:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

41. Doh!

I am!

:silly: :crazy:

[SPKrazy]

44. Me too

I go home on passes and weekends

but the rest of the time they let me pretend i work there :P

:hi:

[Critters2]

21. Donuts.

I've decided I should just keep donuts in the office. For munchin' on.

So...donuts, please. Thanks :hi:

[SPKrazy]

26. just don't share any with parishoners

it might be a boundary violation :P

[Critters2]

29. I will jealously guard my donuts against any and all parishioners!!

Unless they ask politely. Boundaries be damned!! I'm an iconoclast!!

[SPKrazy]

31. no preferential treatment

keep them hidden

:P

[Critters2]

32. Wouldn't want any "special relationships" to break out. nt

[SPKrazy]

33. especially one that might engender teh idea that you care

:shrug:

can't have that

[Critters2]

35. That's where it begins. Pretty soon, they're givin' me cookies.

You can see the dangers.

[SPKrazy]

37. then you will give them preferential treatment

in the eyes of the gawdess or something?

[Critters2]

46. Actually, preferential treatment is part of the concern...

in the eyes of other parishioners, if not the gawdness. People can be petty.

But do you have any idea how many old pastors married their organists or choir directors? Everyone used to. Now that I'm a single pastor, they have RULES!!! Typical. :eyes:

[SPKrazy]

48. i'm sure...

rules rules rules

all based on preventing lawsuits

lawsuits lawsuits lawsuits

sometimes you just gotta make people feel comfortable and accept their cookies though

i mean "i'm sorry, it is a boundary violation" sounds a little lame

accept them and share them with the office staff

[TrogL]

24. several thousand clues

I'll hand them out at the office. Everybody appears to be clueless today.

[SPKrazy]

28. They come in 100 packs, how many do you need?

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

53. Pick up a set of violin strings for me?

Thanks! :nopity:

[SPKrazy]

54. cat gut

or steel?

[SPKrazy]

55. Leaving now, but I'm going to campaign for Mercer first

then I'll pick up Gray's gun, BNL's impatience, lost's chocolate, Parche's Heiny, emergent-c and trojans, dark tirade's choco milk, the clues, and whatever else is on the list

buh bye

:hi:

:rofl: