Mmmm gonna need some help thinking one of these up (CAPTIONS)
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Mon Feb-09-04 02:46 PM
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Mmmm gonna need some help thinking one of these up (CAPTIONS) |
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Mon Feb-09-04 02:49 PM
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"First question, Mr. President. What is your name?" |
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Dubya: "Darnit, they always start out with the tough questions!"
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Mon Feb-09-04 02:49 PM
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Manufacturing jobs? No...they're gone IT jobs?....nah...can't say that either... OKAY...GOT IT...WALMART FOR EVERYBODY!
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Mon Feb-09-04 02:51 PM
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2. "I got it made...the 21st sentry lasts a long time...years even!" |
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Edited on Mon Feb-09-04 02:51 PM by Richardo
"They can't pin me down jest 'cause it didn't happen this year. Can they? No matter, Jeb and Diebold got it in the bag for me."
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Mon Feb-09-04 02:51 PM
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3. "Hmm...Garsh. Oh wait, I know: |
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"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.' Heh-he-heh."
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Mon Feb-09-04 03:10 PM
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4. Lessee jobs in the 21st century...well I've got one...so that's one |
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Mon Feb-09-04 05:11 PM
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8. you've capured his penchant for tautology perfectly, U.P |
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"When I was young and reckless, I was young and reckless" etc etc etc :puke:
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Mon Feb-09-04 08:50 PM
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12. great picture for captions - classic even .... tautology : ) |
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Mon Feb-09-04 03:15 PM
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5. "Man, I hate 'cipherin' in my head..." |
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"...carry the two, that makes...." "...subtract 7" "...plus these 4" "...Is 2.8 million alot? That's how many jobs that have been lost? Tain't that many. To me, at least."
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Mon Feb-09-04 03:52 PM
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if I start my speech by saying 'Attention K Mart Shoppers' maybe they'll know what kind of jobs I'm gonna talk about."
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Mon Feb-09-04 03:58 PM
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...I've gone and stuck my earpiece into the wrong orfice again."
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Mon Feb-09-04 05:41 PM
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That's Gorge. Naw, um, Gorg. Dangit! Goerg. Dog-gonit, this is hard!
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Mon Feb-09-04 05:43 PM
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10. "i think the seposatory that uncle dick gave me is kicking in..."n/t |
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Mon Feb-09-04 05:45 PM
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11. 21st century starts with 2100, right? |
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Mon Feb-09-04 08:52 PM
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13. laughing out loud ... great posts above |
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Mon Feb-09-04 08:57 PM
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14. W spreching: And, as I gaze down at these here employment figures ... |
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(to self) ... damn, there ain't no jobs ...
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