I am sick of hearing Miss Janet's breast denigrated as "sagging,"...

[DemLikr]

..."saggy," "middle-aged," "droopy," etc.

Good god, I thought it was a perfectly nice breast, especially given that the implant inside of it is at least ten years old.

But seriously, it seems America has become so used to seeing pneumatic false boobs that stick straight out like corpuscular traffic cones that people now believe that to be a normal, natural shape for a woman's chest. It's not!

I live in South Florida, where it seems two thirds of the women have had breast implants and facial work, and plenty of gay men have buttock implants. I, for one, am weary of the plasticity. Many of the women especially get their tits done way too big and way too high.

To me, it looks weird.

I find athletically fit and at least semi-natural body shapes to be sexy and refreshing. Am I the only one.

And again, how ironic that Janet's breast, which I believe was augmented back in the early 90s, is being slandered as less than "perfect." It seems only tits which are super glued to a woman's (surgically tucked) chin are now acceptable.

comments?

[phillybri]

1. I think her boobs are real...

And I thought it looked fine!

[Skittles]

4. I think it looked like an obvious implant

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[Product of Evolution]

2. Uggh...

Implants are a hardcore anti-aphrodisiac for me. :(

[Zolok]

3. It is a base canard to suggest Ms. Jackson's

lacteal facet is "sagging..."
It does however appear to be made of wood or some sort of derivative of wood.
Firm....like a oaken table.
:)

[skippysmom]

5. I thought it looked fine

Hell, we had plenty of time to analyze it.

Breasts that are both large and perky are pretty rare among women with natural breasts, IMO. Large breasts have gravity to contend with.

[Hoosier Democrat]

6. I agree about fake breasts...

We have now finally reached an age where many people's "standard of beauty" can be seen as something out of a sideshow.

Case in point: Pamela Anderson. Years ago, when she was on "Home Improvement" (remember that?), Ms Anderson was quite attractive. More than a decade and several surgeries later, she looks like a freak! in addition to the Pneumatically-enhanced Stripper-Boobs, she looks like shes had her lips injected, too. To me, she looks freakish: like some android designed by a horny teen aged comic book geek.

[arcane1]

8. Amen brother

I'll take the real deal ANY day

[ironflange]

7. It did seem to droop a little

But it was probably being dragged down by that. . . that THING attached to it.

[mac56]

10. You mean Justin Timberlake's hand?

;-)

[noiretextatique]

9. you're right...it's so absurd

in fact, the entire episode was absurd. janet jackson is a beautirul woman...she was even more beautiful before the surgeries. it's such a shame our culture is so shallow.

[WillParkinson]

11. ENOUGH!

Women should NEVER be allowed to show breasts anywhere in the United States of America.

They should be forced to hide them behind a chastity-bra and never even be allowed to admit they even have them.

In fact, I think it's a fallacy that women even have breasts. Yes, that's it.

For criminy sake, people...why in the hell is anyone getting upset over this? It's a BREAST! Everyone has them. Some are bigger than others but we've all got them. Some of us were BREAST FED! It's not like anyone should be shocked by them.

For those who are quoting religious reasons for their annoyance, I do believe that Eve was naked. SHE had boobs!

Grow up people (not you guys, just the ones who are shocked and offended and suing for billions of dollars). If you are that turned off by boobs then please, by all means, hide your head in the sand.

I'm a gay man and seeing her boob did not gross me out, shock me, offend me or anything else. I think it's ridiculous that men are allowed to walk around without shirts and women are not. We are so Victorian in the US, I swear.

OK, rant over. Time for bed.

[noiretextatique]

12. i couldn't agree more

the day after this breast thing, i watched three episodes of "law and order" and saw three simulated murders...all three victims were women.
one of the the simulated murder victim's hands were cut off.

but...heaven forbid...a woman's breast is shown during the super bowl :eyes:

it's adsurd.

[geniph]

13. I've seen plenty of men with saggier boobies

and no compunction about showing them in public.