It's your last meal ever. What's on the table?

[Dees]

I'd start with shrimp cocktail (Gulf Reds)
Basket of Zeno's Steakhouse onion rings

My own pan fried chicken and white chicken gravy
Mashed potatoes
Sliced tomatoes ripened on the vine
Fried battered zucchini slices
My Mom's crescent rolls
Corn on the cob
Sweet tea
Blackberry cobbler and home made vanilla bean ice cream.

What carbs and fats? It's your last, who cares.

edit...I forgot one thing.. a couple of slices from Lombardi's Pizza
in OC, MD

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. What's on the table

Baba ganouch and pita bread
Hummus
Saag Pinar
Tandoori Chicken
My dear husband feeding me goolamjums dipped in rosewater.

[radwriter0555]

10. I'm coming to YOUR house.

I ADORE indian food.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

53. Aren't the first two items Arab?

Mmmmmmm Arab food. Kafta. Rice with lentils & fried onions. Stuffed chili. Mmmmmmm mmmmmmm.

[Loonman]

2. What's on the table?

A Hot Pocket and Neve Campbell.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Willy Wonka's Everlasting Gobstopper (nt)

[Westegg]

12. Ha! Very funny. Just to be safe, I'd have two.

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. ROFL....I didn't see it...

Now I'm laughing again...

That is too funny JCCyC.

Giggle...snort.\\

You guys are making my day. :7

[terrya]

4. My last meal:

Meatloaf (I love meatloaf)

Mashed potatoes and gravy (the lumpy kind of mashed potatoes)

Peas

My mom's green bean cassarole (yummy)

crescent rolls

iced tea

Eli's cheesecake for dessert

Terry

[Florida_Geek]

5. Thanksgiven dinner

with all the fixens :)

[northzax]

6. George Bush's brain

hey, I might as well take him with me, right? and I think I'd like to eat lightly, don't want to be bloated in the afterlife.

[Dees]

13. My favorite endearment for * is Monkeynuts.

Texas mountain oysters.

[grannylib]

7. Hmmm....really great steak and some crab or lobster would be yummy

corn on the cob
kolacky
spinach salad with sunflower seeds and Dorothy Lynch dressing
my favorite coconut cake (soaked in cream of coconut, frosted with homemade chocolate frosting, nuts and grated coconut, yum yum!!)

Or else Chinese food pigout with a variety of really hot and spicy food, since I wouldn't be around to worry about flaming asshole syndrome the next day *lol*

[DarkPhenyx]

8. Cat. n/t

[radwriter0555]

9. Crab Legs, alllll I can eat. A nice tidy, rare steak, just a few ounces

with Maytag bleu cheese melted on top to a crust.

A nice 6 oz piece of rare prime rib.

A couple of asparagus spears.

Caesar Salad made by "Tony" at Dan Tana's.

The shrimp scampi I had on Lido in Venice.

Chocolate Souffle -- made by ME.

Chocolate gelato, with some strawberries and clotted cream on the side. Made by ME.

Fine FINE White Zin, then a nice zesty cabernet sauvignon.

A nice, short, hot espresso, with a twist of lemon.

[populistmom]

11. A wonderfully delicious man

:P

[VOX]

14. A cake with a hacksaw in it, and soup with a file in it...

Barring that, my mom's macaroni and cheese (from her grandmother's recipe).

And a lemon meringue pie the size of a small mountain!

[Aristus]

15. Soup: Vichyssoise

Fish: Braised cod filet in white sauce.
Main course: Pan-seared roast of lamb with savory mint sauce.
Garlic baby-red mashed potatos.
Steamed Asparagus.
Stewed fruit compote.
Wine: A fine Chateau Lafitte, opened half an hour beforehand.
Dessert: Potted brownie topped with Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream.
Coffee: Jamaican Blue Mountain, darkly roasted.
An assortment of brandys, sherrys, and ports.
Sublime after-dinner conversation.

[ps1074]

16. here is mine

a tomato, a cucumber, 1/2 a melon, a 1/4 watermelon, a peach, and a pear :bounce:

[fknobbit]

18. last meal

85 lbs of Hershey with almonds and a pack of winston full flavor.

[Spider Jerusalem]

17. Let's see:

hors d'ouevres: Imperial Beluga caviar, blinis, smoked Scottish salmon on toast points, 1982 Taittinger Blanc des Blancs champagne.

Soup: lobster bisque.

Salad: Caesar, with more of the smoked salmon.

Meat: filet of beef tenderloin, blood rare, with grilled Portobello mushrooms and a bottle of 1874 Chateau Lafite.

Fish: Grilled Chilean sea bass. 1938 Chateau Petrus.

Skip the dessert and straight to coffee (Blue Mountain), Turkish cigarettes and a snifter of Armagnac (preferably 1942).

If it's going to be my last meal, ever, damn the expense...might as well do it right...heh.

[northzax]

40. Patagonian Toothfish with Petrus?

you're killing me. What tannins are left in the Petrus will react with the oils in the Toothfish and make it taste like aluminum foil.

and since we're eating endangered species, can I have some Abalone and a few Gorilla Steaks as well?

[Anaxamander]

19. Mine'd have to be southern stayl

Fried catfish
Grits
Red pickles
Red velvet cake

Mmm-mmm. <smacks lips>

[DS1]

20. everlasting gobstopper?

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. ROFL...

Ouch. My sides are aching over that.

Hahahahahaahahahaaa!

Thanks for the laugh!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. Harrrumpf. Copycats get all the merit. Grumble. Mumble. (nt)

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. I'm sorry.

:( For some reason I didn't see yours, but it is equally as devastatingly funny.

:hug:

[DS1]

36. I didn't see your response, I'll forward any further groveling

[phillybri]

21. Sushi....Lots of sushi....

Mmmmmmm....

[slack]

22. good question, something italian

I would like to have an italian cook and some spain wine from rioja.

[caledesi]

23. Baked stuffed lobster (2 lbs). Oh yeah, I can eat all of it. nt

[RebelOne]

24. A couple of big Maine lobsters with lots of drawn butter.

I'm a vegetarian, but I still eat seafood. And there is no way I could turn down a lobster or Alaskan king crab legs.

[MAlibdem]

28. Chinese food

No question.

I'd start with a Mandarin Chicken Salad (technically not chinese food)

Then Boneless spare ribs

followed by Family Style Bean Curd

Finished with peppermint ice cream

Then I'd crush a fortune cookie, read the fortune, probably laugh, and drink the hemlock

[GOPisEvil]

29. Hrm...how about chicken fried steak...homemade mac and cheese...

...sweet corn on the cob...and cornbread. Peach cobbler a la mode for dessert.

:9

Some Chicago-style pizza too.

[bearfan454]

57. Hell yes.

That would be my 2nd choice.

[LynneSin]

30. Other than my soiled panties

:shrug:

Not sure if I'd want to eat.

But if I could eat anything it would be high in carbohydrate content. Probably the biggest bowl of Scallops Scampi over Angel Hair Pasta with the biggest chunks of garlic in it. I'd have a large serving of Garlic Cheese bread on the freshest Italian bread. And I'd eat tons and tons of Vanilla Fudge Swirl Ice Cream with gobs of Skippy Honey Roasted Peanut Butter on top of it.

[TXlib]

34. Are you saying you want to eat your own soiled panties?

[LynneSin]

35. No, but I'd take them off because they'd be nasty

Probably be puke on the table too. I don't handle stress very well

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38. You know, that may be the best pledge-beg

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...I now return you to the food lust thread already in progress.

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[ComerPerro]

49. Uh, grovelbot, thats a bit off topic

So, seriously, grovelbot, what is on the table for your last meal?

[cmf]

33. Tons of fried food

Fried stuffed shrimp
Onion rings
Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy
Fried cheese
My grandmother's fried chicken
A slice of pizza from this place in my hometown
Cheesecake

Even if I wasn't scheduled to die, I would keel over from a heart attack from eating this meal.

[jimbo fett]

37. Chicken 'n' dumplins (yes, I'm a southerner) and fried shrimp.

[Mass_Liberal]

39. General Tso's Chicken

lots of it. n/t

[AverageJoe]

41. The Special from Columbia's Steak House

in Lexington, KY. I mean the Columbia's on N. Limestone St., not any of those others.

For those of you poor souls who don't know, the special is a thick filet and a baked potato. Those in the know also get a Diego salad and a glass of ice tea. And a beer.

Ah.

There is no better meal on the planet.

[geniph]

42. Ah...food lust...

start with a nice Irish Mist on the rocks and a hot artichoke dip with peppercorn crackers.
Move on to seafood chowder with hot extra sourdough bread and butter.
A nice shrimp Caesar salad and chardonnay.
Then our main course - lots of steamed Dungeness crab with drawn garlic butter, buttery rice pilaf, freshly steamed asparagus spears (who cares about asparagus pee, I won't be around to smell it) and Dom Perignon.
Dessert should be chocolate souffle and a really fine French press coffee, with perhaps a side shot of liqueur of choice - Bailey's or Kahlua, maybe.
Finishing with a nice cup of hemlock.

Hmmm. Maybe I won't wait for my last meal.

[Zero Gravitas]

43. tofu & bean sprouts.

maybe some spinach too.

[Dogmudgeon]

45. Xanax and Oxycontin

Death scares me. I want to meet it in the cowardly manner in which I have become proficient.

--bkl

[Endangered Specie]

46. hmmm....

2 Cookout double cheeseburgers, with large fries, and strawberry milkshake.

12oz sirloin steak with mashed 'tatos

Piece of grilled samon

veal parmesan

large chocolate 'opera' bar.

[Padraig18]

47. My last meal:

King Crab cocktail, to start. Rare prime rib and mushroom/pan-drippings gravy, stuffed, twice-baked potatoes, spinach salad with bacon-dripping dressing, cauliflower au gratin, Yorkshire pudding, sliced, vine-ripened 'Better Boy' tomatoes, red onions and cucumbers vinaigrette, baked acorn squash, my Granny's potato/yeast rolls with fresh butter, and for dessert an apple-custard tart with heavy cream.

I'd like iced rea and a good, solid pinot noir to drink.

[Bundbuster]

48. Eat 'till you die

appetizer - snow crab

main course - Louisiana stuffed shrimp, prime rib end cut, Minnesota wild rice, asparagus tips, and a fine merlot

dessert - mom's blueberry pie with Ben & Jerry's ala mode

[Mobius]

50. W's brain

I might nit be that hungry LOL :evilgrin:

[mlawson]

51. I would not be hungry.

Panic does that to some people....

[fudge stripe cookays]

52. The Pierogi breakfast from Nelly's in Calgary,

Enchiladas verdes from Chuy's in Austin,
strawberry margaritas (also from Chuy's)
and a huge heated toll-house cookie with 'nilla ice cream on top

[Braden]

54. Sausage Pizza from Gus's in Tempe, AZ

4 pack of Boddingtons
Full Slab of Ribs from Montgomery Inn, Cincinnati
Girl Scout Thin Mint Ice Cream.

[MissMillie]

55. Well, duh!

EVERYTHING!

[bearfan454]

56. Deer meat for me.

Every kind there is. Plus a case of Miller Lite, and one last loveathon with Mrs bearfan.