So what country will Freepers go to if Bush loses

[ThoughtCriminal]

OK, I've heard liberals ponder swell places like Canada, Europe and New Zealand if the U.S. slides into Facsism. But I wonder where right wingers will threaten to flee to if things don't go their way? Almost every place with a reasonable standard of living would be considered too socialist for them - and forget trying to learn a second language.

So who will take these pitiful refugees?

[Birthmark]

1. They'll go back where they came from and where they belong.

Hell

[buff2]

8. LOL.....

I was going to say the same thing! They CAN go back to hell where they came from....it's the only place they would get the welcome mat.

[demsrule4life]

11. I was kind of hoping they would stay

here since that is what is so great about our country. Sorry if you don't like my answer, but I spent my entire life in the military so everybody in our country can think and say what they want.

[BL_Zebub]

15. Hey, I resent that!!

What makes you think I want them down here? :evilfrown:

[corporatewhore]

28. even the devil dont want no freepers

[Democrats unite]

2. South Africa!

Will try to make it like the good ole days!

[bif]

3. A time tunnel to Nazi Germany

.

[TrogL]

4. Alberta, Canada

That's what happened last time and we're still not rid of them.

[corporatewhore]

5. Saudi Arabia They would love their great sense of morality and rembering

that church and state should be one and liberal sluts are executed

[saigon68]

6. The way back MACHINE TO 1880

They can still exploit labor and hire share croppers to work the plantation. Also ride with Nathan Forrest and wear cool white hats-- sheets and

discipline Uppity people of color---

[ComerPerro]

20. Won't it suck for them

when they find out that they are the ones getting expolited, and that sucking up to those in power really only makes them pathetic bitches?

[Sapphocrat]

7. Almost any island in the Caribbean...

...especially the ones known for turning away gay cruise ships and banning same-sex couples from resorts (can you say "Sandals"?). Jamaica should be especially welcoming.

Seriously, it makes sense to me. There's a heavy right-wing Christian population that hates homos with a passion. And just think -- plenty of marijuana for the new immigrants to stamp out (RWers must have something evil to fight!).

Many of the islands are in desperate need of cash -- and the Radical Right's got it.

They won't have to learn another language, because just about everybody down there speaks English.

Plus, it'll remind them of Florida.

All they have to do is choose an island that doesn't already belong to the U.S., the U.K., or France.

With any luck, they'll all move to the same island where they'll be "Raptured" without warning by an act of God. I'm thinking hurricane, or volcano.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

25. But the problem would be that some of those Caribbean islands

have leaders who antagonized * and the right wing neo cons by either not endorsing the Gulf War or refusing to agree to American immunity in relation to the International Court.

Although they should try Haiti -I'm sure that Jean Betrand Aristide's lack of respect for democracy will make them feel at home and nostalgic for the times when * was in power.

Additionally they could go to some of the African nations -I've heard that they are as fervently wingnut as some of the American right wingers when it comes to issues such as homosexuality

[GOPBasher]

9. I don't think they'd have anywhere to go.

There are no Christian fundamentalist countries in the world. We're the closest to it. There are Islamic fundamentalist countries, but not Christian. They'd have to form their own country.

[NoPasaran]

10. I think they'll stay

in their parents' basements where they are now for the most part.

[Robb]

12. They'll start their own theocracy

...in Enronabad. :)

[ConcernedCanuk]

13. Well geegollyfrickadee - - - it's Eye-Rack of course !!

.
.

Lots of military already over there

Lots of poor to exploit,

Lots of "jobs" for their buddies

a few palaces for the "elites"

all those "evildoers" to convert

and OIL up their gigi !!

[Exultant Democracy]

33. don't forget that they are curbing all thoes "crazy" equal rights that

Saddam gave to women. Freepers like it when women stay in their place.

[citizen snips]

14. Mars.

Oh wait they are already on Mars.

[denverbill]

16. Russia. 15% flat tax. Russia must be heaven </sarcasm>

Seriously, since Russia's income tax rate is a flat 15%, Republicans should migrate there. After all, a flat tax is the cure to all of societies ailments, from budget deficits to crime to rotten roads. Let them migrate to Russia and see how easy it is to become entreprenuers in a country with no effective govt, rampant crime and corruption, and few safeguards for consumers/businesses.

[beanball]

17. Their new home

somewhere south of the Sahara ,if I am not mistaken thats where the Bushmen live.

[MAlibdem]

18. Israel-land of Christ

Except for all the Jews and Muslims, and the highly socialized economy...oh wait, nevermind...

but the violence would make them feel at home

[ComerPerro]

19. Suddenly dissent will be their patriotic duty

And we get to call them traitorous, America-hating terrorists!!!!!!!!!!

[baldguy]

21. Unfortunately, this one.

They'll go dig a bunker in Idaho & stockpile weapons.

Republicans need to seriously reconsider their concept of patriotism. Every successful Representative democracy is built on the premise of a "loyal opposition", yet they have demonstrated quite thoroughly that they are NOT loyal to a Democratic administration: they didn't support Clinton during Bosnia, or Somalia, or when he attacked Al Quiada. For eight years their only objective was to find something they could hang an impeachment on - not the most loyal thing you can do, hmmmm?

During the 2000 election, the FL legislature and Gov Bro said that if the voters went against Jr, they would IGNORE THEM AND APPOINT ELECTORS for FL!

The GOP is the party of treason.

[LynneSin]

22. How about Mars - Bush is building a colony there

let's get them off our planet!!

[Kamika]

23. Israel and South Africa

Most likely

Mexico and/Or Thailand aswell :p

I'm honestly abit surprised that some loonie freepers didn't already go to Israel to build some sort of private christian army or something

[drb]

24. I just wanna be the one to slam the freakin' door on their...

...long slimy hairless tails on the way out!!!

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[salinen]

26. How 'bout Uranus?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

27. Actual Quote:

"I'm going to Alaska if Bush loses, because this country is going to pot and I don't want to be in it to witness it."
I shit you not.
Duckie

[Enraged_Ape]

37. Ha Ha

Hell, when Bush loses, this guy might have to go all the way to HAWAII!!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

29. Some Middle Eastern Theocracy

they'd love it-state religion, subservient women, two classes (rich and poor).

[smirkymonkey]

30. Texas...

n/t

[corporatewhore]

36. whyjust because some bluebloodedyankeecowboy poseur pretends hesfromhere

[smirkymonkey]

38. No offense, I just think that most

freepers would want set up shop in the "holy land" - most of them don't know he's a yankee either. Also, isn't Texas always talking about seceeding from the rest of the US?

I'm not sure, I might have dreamt it or something. :)

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[philosophie_en_rose]

32. Liberia!

Think about it. Illegal diamonds, Fundamentalist Christian Theocracy, Vile corruption from Pat Robertson: How could the Freepers resist?

Sure, they'd have to do something about the name. But living in Freeperia would bring back the good old days before liberals kicked Jesus out of schools and brought the Negros to the front of the bus.

Freep heaven!


http://www.theperspective.org/patrobertson_taylor.html

[HornBuckler]

34. Is Texas A Country?

[sasquatch]

35. Somewhere in South America

Preferebly Chile where they can have fond memory's of Pinochet.