I am the DU Grovelyak!

[Zomby Woof]

Grovel before me, peasants. :evilgrin:

[Edge]

1. How about you bow before me?

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Susang]

2. Oh, if I must!

Though you'll never get Bat Boy to do it. Since out DSL went out, he won't even go near the computer, so cyber-groveling is quite out of the question!

[Zomby Woof]

8. I was wondering where he went!

He thinks he can take a break after capturing Saddam??? :shrug:

[XanaDUer]

3. We're not worthy!

Is there a grovel emoticon?

[moof]

4. Is this close enough ?

[XanaDUer]

13. That's it!

;)

[Zomby Woof]

9. some of you are more worthy than others!

;-)

[northofdenali]

5. Mastah!

:evilgrin::loveya::evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

10. Mastah-don?

:D

[Gung_Fu]

6. I am in fear!!!

:scared:

[Zomby Woof]

11. Welcome to DU!

:toast:

[HawkerHurricane]

7. Don't talk back.

Yakity yak.

[Zomby Woof]

12. only if you take out the papers and the trash!

[ConcernedCanuk]

14. See what happens when you don't do the GROVEL thing ????

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[corporatewhore]

15. grovel grovel grovel

[SOteric]

16. Sorry, No can do...

I just don't have a grovel in me.

But we can revisit the issue after I've finished reading How Stella Got Her Grovel Back.

[Zomby Woof]

17. LOL

Was that the latest Oprah Book Club selection? ;-)

[geniph]

18. No, no, no! YOU'RE supposed to grovel!

Now, on your knees, Yakboy!

:spank:

[LynneSin]

19. So are you going to show up as the 31st post of every message?

:shrug:

[TXlib]

20. Bow before Zod!

[TXlib]

21. waiting for the grovelbot

[TXlib]

22. still waiting

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23. ...

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24. ...

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25. ...

[TXlib]

26. come to papa, grovelbot

[TXlib]

27. ...

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28. ...

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29. ...

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30. heeere, grovelbot...

[GOPisEvil]

32. Ban him for spamming!

Didn't learn from Lynne, didja?

[TXlib]

34. Huh?

[GOPisEvil]

35. Lynne did the same thing...a bunch of posts in rapid succession.

She was trying to summon the grovelbot. She got temporarily banned for spamming the boards. Hee! :D

[TXlib]

36. oh, I see.

[DU GrovelBot]

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[TXlib]

33. Yay, GrovelBot!