Let's call Grovelbot again!

[AlienGirl]

*spooky teenage-horror-movie-fan-voice* They say, if your thread gets long enough, and you say his name often enough, Grovelbot will appear...

Groooooovelllllbot!

Tucker

[ComerPerro]

1. I heard if you say his name backwards

And if you post more than once in a thread while chanting the lyrics to "Like a Virgin" and lighting candles, then Grovelbot comes and asks for money.

And, if you mock him when he shows up, he kicks your ass and takes your wallet.

[AlienGirl]

2. I heard Grovelbot knows Oscar!

*eerie music*

[LynneSin]

9. Maybe Grovelbot is Oscar

:shrug:

[AlienGirl]

3. toblevorg...toblevorg...toblevorg...

[Lexingtonian]

4. the magic number is 30

Here, doggiedoggiedoggie.... here, doggido- AHRRRRF. MUNCH MUNCH. CRUNCH. GULP. SLURP.

Burp.

(oh, that's 30 _posts_)

[AlienGirl]

5. I know...and he doesn't reappear at 60!

[regnaD kciN]

6. Unfortunately...

...all I can think of now is a different kind of horror film, namely "Let's call the GrovelBot again!"

Oh, well, I guess it's a better song to have stuck in my head than "I like the mooooooooon"...

[AlienGirl]

7. LOL!

[Bucky]

8. We like tha Moooooon....

"Cause it very close to us..."

[AliceWonderland]

10. But not as much as a spoon!

'Cause that's more use for eating soup.

[JCMach1]

11. 1001001

Come oh Grovelbot!!!

[JCMach1]

12. Don't call me 30 'cause your hands

too dirty.

[earthman dave]

13. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Grovelbot DU wgah'nagl fthagn

[Lizz612]

14. GrovelBot! Here GrovelBot!

This is fun! He likes carrots right? I have a carrot for you GrovelBot!

[Insider]

15. G

[Insider]

16. R

[Insider]

17. O

[TheMightyFavog]

18. V

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

20. E

[LynneSin]

21. L

:D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. B

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

23. O

[LynneSin]

24. T

:D

[LynneSin]

19. Just don't reply too many times in a row

or you'll get a time out like I did yesterday

:cry:

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. Give the poor bot some rest already...

;)

[radwriter0555]

26. come on, come on grovel! Come here baby... come on!

right here, come on!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

27. KAAA LEEE MAAA KAAA LEEE MAAA KAAA LEEE MAAA...

[ComerPerro]

28. Almost there

A few more posts, and the prophecy will be fulfilled

[DS1]

29. KLATU!!

[GOPisEvil]

30. GrovelBot - I summon thee!

:7

[DU GrovelBot]

31. ## Support Democratic Underground! ##

RUN C:\GROVELBOT.EXE
 
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Please take a moment to donate to DU. Thank you
for your support.
 
- An automated message from the DU GrovelBot

Click here to donate.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

34. IT'S AH-LIIIIIIVE!!!!! IT'S AH-LIIIIIIVE!!!!!

[ComerPerro]

35. AHHHHHHH

ITs true!

The horror stories were true!!!!

[TakebackAmerica]

32. what's going on here?

[GOPisEvil]

33. I did it!!!! I sumoned the GrovelBot!!!!!

ALL HAIL ME! :P