Clear evidence found that Kangaroos once lived in the mid east!

[Kamika]

Middle Eastern Kangaroos:
Did Kangaroos once live in the Middle East?

Like most people who have been indoctrinated by the secular media, your answer to this question will probably be:

"No, of course not! Kangaroos live only in Australia."

But is that really true? Let us think about this a little more deeply using a proper Biblical perspective. Ask yourself these questions:

Do you believe that the Bible is the inerrant Word of the Lord?

("Yes.")

Do you believe that the Lord brought the flood waters to the Earth and that all animals wherein the breath of life resided save those which Noah brought aboard his Ark were destroyed?

("Of course, that follows from your first question since the Bible
tells us that this is what happened.")

Do you believe that kangaroos were amongst those animals aboard the Ark?

("Yes. Even though they were not explicitly mentioned in the Bible, they have the breath of life and so clearly two of them must have been aboard the Ark. How else would they be alive today?")

Do you believe that, after the flood waters asswaged, the Ark came to rest in the Middle East?

("Yes. The Bible says it came to rest on Mount Ararat, and while the exact location of Ararat might still be the subject of debate, it is clear from the later descriptions of Noah's generations that it must be somewhere in the Middle East.")

Do you believe that the animals aboard the Ark exited it from where it rested, and that they must have spent some period of time in the Middle East?

("Yes. The Bible states that the animals went forth out of the Ark, and they must have spent time there either when taking up residence or in traversing the region to get somewhere else.")

So then, did kangaroos once live in the Middle East?

("It is clear that they must have. There is no other sound, Biblical explanation!")

As you can see, the logic is inescapable -- Kangaroos must have once lived in the Middle East. Any claim that they didn't must then be treated as refuted. But still there are questions that are left to be investigated. For instance: why are there no kangaroos left in the Middle East? how come we do not hear of kangaroos in the histories of the region? and how did the kangaroos get to Australia?

There you have it folks!

Irrefutable proof

[mouse7]

1. They jumped to Australia, of course

That's why they have those big jumpy legs, silly.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. You Silly! Kangaroos were put there to test our faith

like fossils.

Your attempts to poke holes in the logic of Creation Science's truth will only net you a special place in Hell.

Kangaroos were NOT on the Ark - they were placed in Australia by Satan, post-flooding, to confuse the faithful. Probably about the same time he was putting "fossils" in the ground.

I'm not falling for your blasphemous faux-logic-trickery and psuedo-scientific chicanery.