Why does Dennis Miller have a Chimp on his lap???

[AVID]

I came across a startling vision on cable a few minutes ago.
Dennis Miller with a chimp on his lap. Is that his new side kick, or a symbolic of the b* lap dance he gets each night?

hilarious

[NWHarkness]

1. Because he paid $20 for a lap dance

and, by god, he's going to get e lap dance!

[The Zanti Regent]

2. Who else would give that loser a lap dance?

Even MANN KKKOLTER ignores him!

[unblock]

3. taking a break from chimp having dennis in his lap

[lpbk2713]

4. He told Pickles he would babysit tonight................ n/t

[Paul Hood]

5. Because the orangutan said "I refuse to work with a moron." n/t

[Semi_subversive]

6. It's the only pootie

he can get!

[Az]

7. The set has no heat?

Job training program?

Post Tramatic Stress Syndrome?

[Limbought]

8. Isn't that the new mascot for the republican party?

I guess he truly has gone over to the dark side.

[Progress]

13. Who? The chimp or Dennis Miller?

:D

[Limbought]

15. Very Good Question!

[Parrcrow]

9. The chimp is being punished

must have really pissed someone off.
he may have sat down at a typewriter and wrote out Dubya's tax plan, but the ape got the numbers right.

[Mobius]

10. Id tell you

but I think Id get banned. It would concern size and accommodation of said size.

[PVnRT]

11. It's only right

as he has had his head in THE Chimp's lap for the past two years.

[11 Bravo]

12. Dennis was trying to loosen up just before air time

and his dick got stuck.

[bigwillq]

14. It's official..I dislike Miller more than Bill O'Reilly

Never thought that could happen, MIller's monologue the other day was insulting and humorless I'm going to try and think of an example to give you but I was stoned and I didn't even bugde a smile.

[Az]

16. Don't really need to build up the hatred for Dennis

He won't be around much longer. Save the hate for someone that will stick around.