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Thu Feb-12-04 09:20 AM Original message |
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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demnan
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Thu Feb-12-04 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
1. Good one! |
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Davis_X_Machina
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Thu Feb-12-04 09:32 AM Response to Original message |
2. The versions I know are: |
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alterfurz
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Thu Feb-12-04 09:51 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. so the hot dog vendor makes him one with everything... |
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WhoCountsTheVotes
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Thu Feb-12-04 09:33 AM Response to Original message |
3. Zarathud and the Cow of Mu |
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ZenLefty
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Thu Feb-12-04 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
4. Did you hear about the bar that walked into the Zen master? |
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Wickerman
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Thu Feb-12-04 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
6. Q: How do I become a Lama? |
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