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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 01:57 PM Original message |
Do you keep some sort of weapon near your bed in case of a break in? (inspired by soleft) |
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IndianaJones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
1. glock. nt. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 01:58 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. That should do the trick! |
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Road Scholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:01 PM Response to Reply #1 |
57. Model 34 .9mm. It serves as a static eliminator also. |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
3. Non-declawed cat? |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
4. my computer chair as a battering ram |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:03 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. My husband's sister threw their cat at him when they were younger. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 09:37 PM Response to Reply #7 |
144. Yes, cats with claws can be very very damaging. |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:10 PM Response to Reply #144 |
152. Oh my god. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 04:19 AM Response to Reply #152 |
176. I got it right here a couple years ago. |
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Beausoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 08:42 AM Response to Reply #144 |
182. OMG! That is one of the funniest things I've ever read! |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
5. My s'notweiler sleeps on my bed. |
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IndianaJones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:03 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. i'd say you're covered. nt. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:03 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. You sound covered! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:04 PM Response to Reply #5 |
13. Dude. You don't scare me. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:04 PM Response to Reply #5 |
14. please get a tattoo that says "DO NOT TAKE AMBIEN" on your hand |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
6. umm i have lube. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:04 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. You and soleft need to get together for a break in! |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:04 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. we lesbians are a strange lot. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:07 PM Response to Reply #12 |
18. Lube could be a temporary blinding agent |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:28 PM Response to Reply #18 |
39. Or create a slippery surface for them to lose their footing |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:13 PM Response to Reply #39 |
121. Worked in Home Alone 2. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
10. We play musical beds at Chez Midlo, so no. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:05 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. Your subject line sounds kinky. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:06 PM Response to Reply #10 |
17. I can see sleeping elsewhere. My husband and his snoring.... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:08 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. LOL. I can see that. I talk in my sleep, but he is SO restless |
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CTyankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:58 PM Response to Reply #17 |
53. I can't take the snoring. I get up and go into the guest bedroom. |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:36 PM Response to Reply #17 |
72. I'm glad you're not the poster with the 9mm on your nightstand |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:14 PM Response to Reply #72 |
90. Haha! That may be why I don't have guns! |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:15 PM Response to Reply #90 |
92. Use the silencer |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:27 PM Response to Reply #92 |
96. Hey, you might be on to something there... |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:34 PM Response to Reply #96 |
101. Rolling pins have silencers? |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
16. Shotgun and a 9mm |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
19. Not currently -- we're planning on getting a shotgun/rifle eventually |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:09 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Too bad you can't be her beneficiary in case of an accident. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:12 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. I know -- her mother will probably take the flat screen TV back |
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Chovexani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
23. I've got swords. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:54 PM Response to Reply #23 |
75. I've got several of those |
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Chovexani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:08 PM Response to Reply #75 |
85. This one's my baby. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:10 PM Response to Reply #85 |
87. Eww... I'd hate to be an intruder in your house. |
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Chovexani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:17 PM Response to Reply #87 |
93. Hey, I'm a Drow. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:13 PM Response to Reply #93 |
122. I think I'd prefer that... |
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Solon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:05 PM Response to Reply #122 |
149. Dude, they would have fangs on the end... |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 08:36 AM Response to Reply #149 |
180. Still better than being run through. |
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Drum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:15 PM Response to Reply #85 |
114. That's really beautiful. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 09:47 PM Response to Reply #85 |
145. God, I love swords. They are so sexy. n/t |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 08:37 AM Response to Reply #145 |
181. Normally I would give the childish "Well why don't you marry one?" response... |
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Solon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:03 PM Response to Reply #23 |
148. Oh, kickass, I only have one, and several daggers, here's my sword... |
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CottonBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
24. I've got a really heavy wooden baseball bat. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
25. Beretta 90-TWO with laser sights. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:24 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Yea, the rolling pin might not do too much. |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
27. A gun would probably be cheaper in the long run, but I'll stick with my dog! |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:33 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Yea but a gun doesn't give you kisses like your dog does. |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:35 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. You've got that right! |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:37 PM Response to Reply #27 |
32. A dog is actually a better initial defense, IMO. |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:37 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Yes. I actually believe that as well. |
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harmonicon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:48 PM Response to Reply #32 |
49. evidence is the key |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:52 PM Response to Reply #32 |
52. Our Mick only weighs about 45lbs, but he sounds like a real big dog |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:25 PM Response to Reply #52 |
65. 45 lbs. isn't too shabby! I trust my 45 lb. dog to protect me over |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:26 PM Response to Reply #65 |
66. He just turned 9 months, so he'll put some more weight on |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:30 PM Response to Reply #66 |
70. Aww! What kind is he? |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:31 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. Smooth coat border collie |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:57 PM Response to Reply #71 |
77. A border collie will protect you with his dear life! They are sooo loyal. |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
29. My putrid morning breath |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
31. I have a beagle/lab/retriever mix that sleeps on my bed every day. |
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One_Life_To_Give (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
34. Better than weapon, phones. Land line and cell. |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
35. IT'S A MASSAGER!!!!!! |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:26 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Hahaha!! I know but it sounds funnier as a vibrator!! |
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movie_girl99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:30 PM Response to Reply #35 |
41. yeah...my mom told me that |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:31 PM Response to Reply #35 |
43. i for one do NOT believe you |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:40 PM Response to Reply #43 |
47. well it does massage |
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movie_girl99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
37. i have a baseball bat |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
38. Sort of. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:30 PM Response to Reply #38 |
40. Were you there when it was broken into? That is so scary. |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:32 PM Response to Reply #40 |
44. No, I just came home and found all my cool stuff gone. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:33 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. No joke. That would take me forever to get over. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:50 PM Response to Reply #38 |
158. Here's a tip. |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
42. Colt Python with a 6-inch barrel in my nightstand. I've got a couple more-practical firearms, but... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:02 PM Response to Reply #42 |
84. Same idea with the flashlight/laser sight. |
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GoneOffShore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
45. I eat beans every night before bed. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
48. What's a vibrator? |
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harmonicon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
50. a pillow |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
51. Katana and nunchucks |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:56 PM Response to Reply #51 |
76. I wouldn't recommend the nunchucks unless you REALLY know how to use 'em |
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Chovexani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:10 PM Response to Reply #76 |
86. LOL yeah. All I've got are practice ones. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:13 PM Response to Reply #86 |
89. I never really got the kusari-kama (gama... non-latin alphabet. Whatever. :P ) |
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benEzra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:03 PM Response to Reply #89 |
107. Even the regular kama can really screw you up if you're not careful... |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:14 PM Response to Reply #107 |
123. Yeah, little details... like spurting arterial blood... |
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Recursion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 08:00 PM Response to Reply #89 |
139. I love my manrikigusari |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 08:39 PM Response to Reply #139 |
141. The main problem with those two is that they're not the best choice for small, enclosed spaces. |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:53 PM Response to Reply #86 |
159. Blade...gal? |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 08:54 PM Response to Reply #76 |
142. I'm not good with them |
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Greyskye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
54. evil looking short sword |
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Chovexani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:12 PM Response to Reply #54 |
88. Ooh, that's a nice one. |
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Greyskye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:41 PM Response to Reply #88 |
103. Thanks. |
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Chovexani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:00 PM Response to Reply #103 |
106. That's pretty cool |
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Greyskye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:14 PM Response to Reply #106 |
113. "Ah rely on the kindness of strangers" |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 09:50 PM Response to Reply #54 |
146. Sexy. n/t |
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Bright Eyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 11:17 PM Response to Reply #54 |
168. Is that a Gladius? |
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shaniqua6392 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
55. Two huge german shepherds! |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:29 PM Response to Reply #55 |
69. Aww! I know what you mean. I can never receive packages when |
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Pogue.Mahone (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
56. i have the love of jesus... |
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Road Scholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:05 PM Response to Reply #56 |
60. Hey welcome.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Pogue.Mahone (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:16 PM Response to Reply #60 |
64. Thanks IT! |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
58. I have a baseball bat, a Buck knife with a 7" blade, a Bowie Knife(yes, that big of a knife), and... |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
59. I don't even lock my door at night.. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:28 PM Response to Reply #59 |
68. Where do you live? I mean is there no crime at all? |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:20 PM Response to Reply #68 |
126. I live in a lower middle class area of Eugene Oregon. |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
61. Yes: one on the end of each arm, and one between my ears |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 09:52 PM Response to Reply #61 |
147. Damn, we sound like twins. |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 10:31 AM Response to Reply #147 |
185. awesome! |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
62. 6'3" 230 lb. ex-cop IN my bed. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:58 PM Response to Reply #62 |
79. ... where can I find one of those? |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
63. i used to when I was single and lived in the city |
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BrotherBuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
67. Of course! I take Ambien™ too, so I need the weapon, you know, just in case I get inspired |
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benEzra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:11 PM Response to Reply #67 |
110. Love the hat... (n/t) |
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BrotherBuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:28 PM Response to Reply #110 |
118. Sally says it's a chapeau.... |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 10:35 AM Response to Reply #67 |
187. big black nose! |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
73. I used to at my old apartment. |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:59 PM Response to Reply #73 |
80. Less messy? |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:02 PM Response to Reply #80 |
83. Yes, I think a baseball bat is less messy than something made to cut through trees. |
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theredpen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
74. I keep my Wingnut Barbie(tm) Playset on the nightstand |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:57 PM Response to Original message |
78. Yes. (n/t) |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
81. My cold dead hands... |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:15 PM Response to Reply #81 |
91. Let me know how that works for ya!! |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
82. Just the three attack cats |
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Gidney N Cloyd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
94. Louiville Slugger but I'm not sure I'll be able to swing with the label up in dark. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
95. No, they are connected to my hips, they are called legs |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
97. The beagle would sound pretty scary in the dark. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:30 PM Response to Reply #97 |
100. I once read where this pomeranian scared off a burglar. |
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Auggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
98. A blackjack, until someone stole it when they broke in. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:35 PM Response to Reply #98 |
102. Well there you go! |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:15 PM Response to Reply #98 |
124. Somebody call Alanis... |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
99. I lock my doors and I have a phone in the bedroom.. |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:51 PM Response to Reply #99 |
105. I always have my cell on my nightstand. |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 07:00 AM Response to Reply #105 |
178. Never try to flip your own mattress! |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
104. soleft used a vibrator? Is that a euphemism for |
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Bzzzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
108. A Kimber Polymer... |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
109. Other than the pile of cats, all I have is soleft's creative option. |
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Drum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
111. Since guns are (legally) difficult to come by in NYC, |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:16 PM Response to Reply #111 |
125. Unfortunately when I decided to buy a practice katana |
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Drum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:35 PM Response to Reply #125 |
130. heh heh |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:38 PM Response to Reply #130 |
132. Yep, but it wouldn't hurt a fly. |
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benEzra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
112. Yes, a S&W Ladysmith.. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:57 PM Response to Reply #112 |
162. A girl I used to know didn't have a Ladysmith. |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
115. My demons are always so neat and tidy when they eat intruders. |
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cordelia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
116. I don't need weaponry. . . |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
117. Two things: |
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CC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
119. First the birds would talk to them |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
120. This |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
127. Books, and some rocks (crystals and such) |
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Mugu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
128. I'm an old crippled man living alone in a rural setting with only a few barn cats. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 11:00 PM Response to Reply #128 |
163. If you don't like having a gun around, |
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Mugu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 11:59 PM Response to Reply #163 |
170. Maybe while I'm running away from my home that's full of valuable goodies. |
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HawkerHurricane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
129. I keep a big gun by the bed |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
131. I keep a 1911 .45acp in the nightstand. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
133. A softball bat and three cats. |
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txwhitedove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
134. Wicca, a small but very grouchy.... |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:51 PM Response to Reply #134 |
136. Ok, is that a dog... |
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txwhitedove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:59 PM Response to Reply #136 |
138. Yes, really a dog, and that is her "happy" face after grooming. |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 11:03 AM Response to Reply #138 |
190. Hate to see her pissed off and furious face... |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
135. When I lived with my brother |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
137. 2 butterfly knifes, some nunchucks, and a Japanese carpenters hatchet |
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miss_american_pie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
140. The thought never occurred to me |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
143. Let me count the weapons by my bed. |
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Adsos Letter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:48 PM Response to Reply #143 |
157. It is very difficult to determine... |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 11:17 PM Response to Reply #143 |
167. Note to self: DO NOT FUCK WITH JAMA. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 06:23 AM Response to Reply #167 |
177. Aw, I wouldn't hurt you. |
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madrchsod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
150. a nasty dog that will go for the throat |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
151. 20 ga. pump action pistol grip shotgun |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
153. I used to have this by my bed |
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rockymountaindem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
154. A hammer n/t |
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Adsos Letter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
155. Ihave a claymore mine attached to the wall facing the bedroom door... |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
156. I used to have an ax handle wrapped in gaffers tape. |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
160. an evil look (provided I'm awake I mean) |
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drmeow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 10:56 PM Response to Original message |
161. I set the alarm at night |
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momophile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
164. I have three very heavy crystal candlesticks on the dresser?? |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
165. Winchester Defender |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
166. Halberd, falcata, and I'm picking up a cinquedea soon. |
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Downtown Hound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-26-08 11:55 PM Response to Original message |
169. Don't need 'em |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 01:10 AM Response to Original message |
171. I keeps a grizzly in m'closet. Anyone what mistakes th'sound fer m'snoring gonna be soup-rised |
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Boudica the Lyoness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 01:36 AM Response to Original message |
172. Yes, well sometimes |
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Tektonik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 01:43 AM Response to Original message |
173. Myself |
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ashling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 01:56 AM Response to Original message |
174. I just hope that they'll wash the dishes |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 01:57 AM Response to Original message |
175. We just had a home invasion |
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Angel (423 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 07:49 AM Response to Original message |
179. A dagger made personally for my handgrip resides under the mattress |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
183. .38 and a big stick. |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
184. Used to when I lived alone. And... I stopped a break in with it. |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
186. Say hello to my little friend.... |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
188. my break-in defense is not having anything in the home worth stealing |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
189. I have two dogs. |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 11:23 AM Response to Original message |
191. Cricket Bat |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
192. My roommates and I have a hockey stick and a lead pipe over the back door. |
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noonwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
193. A Louisville Slugger under my bed, a double-bladed dagger in my nightstand drawer |
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rubberducky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-27-08 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
194. Years and years ago hubby left me his shotgun when he was gone on biz trip. |
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