screw it let's draft grovelbot

[Ficus]

Can we all agree on at least one acceptable candidate? Who would oppose grovelbot?





Grovelbot has the power to take back America!

and give to DU if you haven't yet!

[BL_Zebub]

1. Can't do it, sorry.

it's a single-issue candidate.

[Dookus]

2. I heard

there are pictures floating around from Grovelbot's misspent youth.

[Ficus]

4. his spokesman answered these allegations -

Those who are raising additional questions are practicing "gutter politics," he said. "The American people deserve better."

Twice he accused critics of "trolling for trash," at one point saying they are "trolling for trash for political gain."

[chocolateeater]

8. He explained all that,

they were Photoshopped. I like Grovelbot-he's cute in mechanical sort of way.
All hail Grovelbot.
:)

[placton]

3. Follow the money - GrovelBot is a tool of evil-DUers!

[Ficus]

6. skull and bonesmen

I've heard.

[republicansareevil]

5. Unelectable.

:evilgrin:

[Ficus]

7. Grovelbot CAN win in the south

but only if we include Clark or Edwards on the ticket!

[Cheswick2.0]

9. Grovelbot stays on message!

He would be great in debates cause he would never contradict himself.

[Ficus]

11. not as witty as Sharpton

but he DOES get his message across, no?

[ret5hd]

10. his elocution is monotonal, mechanical, and slightly nasal...

his physical appearance is boxlike,
and his demeanor is...well, groveling.

i say DRAFT HIM...he can beat *bush.

[West Coast Democrat]

12. Nah! I've heard Grovelbot is actually a Republican!

word is, Grovelbot didn't even register to be a Democrat until a few weeks ago!

[Ficus]

13. Grovelbot is scheduled to release a statement

I wonder what it is about. Perhaps explaining his vote on IWR?

[MGKrebs]

14. He'll have to learn to blink.

Not blinking would creep out too many voters when he appears on Good Morning America.

[Spirochete]

15. He's a disruptor

I've alerted him. I'll probably get in trouble for it, but I got a chuckle out of it.

[RichV]

16. Bad reputation

Raises all his money from far-left fringe wackos. ;-)

[VolcanoJen]

17. Where was Grovelbot in the summer of 1972?

????

[Ficus]

21. "Grovelbot will release all of his records"

involving his service on Battlestar Galactica in 1972

[Iverson]

18. Is he/she over 35?

America wants to know!

[Spirochete]

19. I'm an ABG

Anybody But Grovelbot.

[Ficus]

22. you'll just elect Bush

you want another four years of *?

[IndianaGreen]

20. I love GrovelBot. He is GREEN!

He is also always on message.