Last night, I had the most wonderful, long-lasting, mind blowing

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

orgasm I have had in ages.
Too bad no one was there to share it with me.

[SOteric]

1. Congratulations, Scootie!

and I'm sorry.

[short bus president]

3. don't be sorry, Esso

like Whitney said, "it is the greatest love of all."

;-)

[LuCifer]

2. Uhhhh...

...me and my girlfiend went to LOLLAPALOOZA last night in West Palm Beach, land of the 2000 election fix. Oh man, it was worth ever last penny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Distillers = Great band. Brody sings almost EXACTLY like Courtney Love. Nice to see some old school punk fo sure!

http://www.thedistillers.com

The Donnas = Another great band. The Ramones meets Joan Jett! More kick ass old school punk!!!!!

http://www.thedonnas.com


Jurassic 5 = Pretty good old school rap group. They had that nuts to say FUCK THE PRESIDENT at a Cheap Channel (oh don't fucking start me!!!!!!!) owned venue! They got my vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.jurassic5.com

JANE'S ADDITION!!!!!!!! = HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Need I say any more? Ok sure!!!! This is the band that the fans will not let break up!!!!!! For only doing a 1 hour set, it was unreal. Most of their set was stuff from NOTHING'S SHOCKING - Mountain Song, Ted Just Admit It, Up The Beach, Ocean Size, Pigs In Zen, Summertime Rolls, and of course Jane Says; plus Stop, Been Caught Stealin', Just Because & Strays. How they crammed all that into just ONE hour, we'll never know!

http://www.JanesAddiction.com

IF THIS TOUR IS PLAYING YOUR AREA, **DO NOT** MISS OUT!!!!!

Remaining dates:

Dallas - Smirnoff Music Centre, August 8

San Antonio - Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre, Selma, TX August 9

Houston - Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, The Woodlands, TX August 10

Albuquerque - Journal Pavilion, August 12

Denver - Fiddlers Green Amphitheatre, Greenwood Village, CO August 13

Phoenix - Cricket Pavilion, August 15

LA - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater, Irvine, August 16

San Diego - Coors Amphitheatre, Chula Vista, CA August 17

San Fran - Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, CA August 19

Salt Lake City - USANA Amphitheater, August 21

Seattle - White River Amphitheatre, Auburn, WA August 23

Portland - Columbia Meadows, St. Helens, OR August 24

http://www.Lollapalooza.com

THIS IS YOUTH CULTURE!!! WE *WILL* CHANGE AMERICAN FOR THE BETTER!!! AND YOU CAN NOT STOP US, YOU STOGGY OLD FART RIGHTWING TURDS!!!!!!!

PS Scooter, if you can make it to one of those show, and uh, have one off by yourself (screw that! have one with someone ELSE, ya know!) then, you will have the time of yer life!!!!!!!! PEACE!