Call me egotistical, but I think y'all need to start calling me Dr. Turtlensue

[TZ]

One of my fellow PhD colleagues is leaving and I've just been informed that I get to continue her work (I'm only a BS). No pay raise, more responsibility (its gonna be interesting work though) so I thought that I should get some benefit from this....;-)

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. Yes, Doctor! Congratulations!

But my JD also entitles ME to be called Doctor, so I shall insist on reciprocity!

[IndianaJones]

2. BS .nt.

[TZ]

3. PFFFT!!

:rofl:

[Ikonoklast]

4. Hey, Doc, take a look at this rash I got going on here

It itches like crazy. Can you rub it for me?

Thanks.

:hide:

[TZ]

5. I've got some nice rubbing alcohol

for that open wound there..Will that help?;-)

[Ikonoklast]

9. Wait a minute, there

Dr. Mengele Turtlensue, my religion only allows the 'laying on of hands', but no drugs of any kind.

If you can't heal me naturally, keep your evil potions and elixirs the hell away from me.

[TZ]

12. "laying on of hands"

Just where are you asking me to do that?:evilgrin:

[Ikonoklast]

14. You're the Doctor

You tell me.

:spank:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

6. Are you my sister? She's got the same problem

Get to work, good doctor!

[Burma Jones]

7. Not in Germany........

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/13/AR2008031304353.html?hpid=moreheadlines

[youthere]

8. well if you are going to take a title...

then I'd go all the way with something like "Queen Turtlensue...High Priestess of Research". IMO "Doctor"is lame compared to "High Priestess"

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. DOK-TOR?

The Daleks ain't gonna like it...

[kedrys]

11. It's always about YOU, isn't it.

:P :rofl:

Been there - play nice with the other lab mice!

[TZ]

13. Thats me!

I'm totally unhappy unless the lounge is discussing ME! and DuStrange thought TEMEAH was the one with a god complex...:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

15. No, temeah has a nipple complex.

Or maybe he prefers complex nipples? I forget which.

[mike_c]

16. I've heard some creative excuses for "playing doctor" in my time...

...but that's a new one! :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

18. She prefers to call it "playing yoga instructor."

:o

[Orrex]

17. What if I just call you BS?

Then nothing has to change...

:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

19. Nice post, DR. SNYDER!

BTW: Wish me luck. I have to go to Frederick, MD this afternoon. :scared:

[TZ]

20. EEK!

My poor niece (she lives near Frederick)! I'll make sure she stays at home...:P

[Beer Snob-50]

21. yeah can you save me money and give me a phyisical?

I will be happy to turn my head and cough....:P

[TZ]

23. Do you prefer latex

or nitrile....gloves.....:D

[Beer Snob-50]

26. I prefer nekkid hands!

:evilgrin:

[CreekDog]

22. Are you a female?

I mean a doctor? :evilgrin:

[TZ]

24. hah!

You will know for sure later..THinking of asking the Lounge for a bit of fashion advice....

[CreekDog]

25. Oh shoot!

When I read that I will know for sure later I was thinking...but then I read the rest of it. :rofl:

[KamaAina]

27. Can't we just call you Turtlensue, B.S.?

:evilgrin: